65 definitions by Hugh G Rection

zits

a) lil titties
b) tits in German

Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits

by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003

Hairsuite

A mammoth amount of long, black, shinning pubic hair protruding from one's vagina.

John McDonagh's sister has her orginal hairsuite from 1980.

by Hugh G Rection May 12, 2003

loch ness monster

a huge turd

Someone left a Loch Ness Monster and clogged the toilet!

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

cunnilingus

a) To go muff diving
b) An expert in foreign languages

I got that job because im such a cunning linguist.

by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003

Skull

Humorous name for oral sex.

Okay, okay Monica so u don't like anal... well, gimme some skull then, hon...
Ahh, and have a cigar...

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Netsex

Short fiction genre. The only form of literature written with one hand while jerking off like a crazed monkey with the other.
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers

Jeez, I had this awesome, screen-splashing, keyboard-mucking undies-hanging-from-the-chandelier netsex last night!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Qusay and Uday

Any pair of thugs who are a pain in the ass for everyone else, taking revenge on the World because Daddy Saddam used to bugger them when they were kids.

Qusay and Uday are so mean becuz they miss Daddy Saddam's dick

by Hugh G Rection March 10, 2005