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by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021
Get the Lucky Scottsdale mug."Mike Waltz went on Fox News and called Jeffrey Goldberg 'bottom scum' because Goldberg accurately reported that Waltz accidentally texted him war plans"
by Hot Franklin March 25, 2025
Get the bottom scum mug.Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024
Get the desert crust mug.Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
by Hot Franklin March 4, 2023
Get the Kansas City Sizzle mug.Monique has an excellent soap hole, so she's always down to get her butt licked when she cruises down to 18th Avenue.
by Hot Franklin October 20, 2021
Get the Soap Hole mug.Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.
by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021
Get the Horse Pimp mug.(Noun) - Human fecal matter found desposited in the cup of one of the 18 holes at a Trump-branded golf course .
"Dude, I bridied the first hole at the Trump National in LA, and when I reached down to get my ball I realized someone had dropped a Hot Donald Trump in the cup."
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2021
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