Hot Dog Goblin's definitions

Hip-Chipper

1. n. A slur for an anorexic person or a horny waif super model on drugs. The word is derived from hip-chipping, which is a widely accepted term to describe the sex act between two passionate anorexic lovers

Once the photographer busted out the cocaine for the swim suit shoot, all the hip-chippers lit up and turned the shoot into an orgy of clicking, grunts moans and bruises.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 11, 2021

Verde Sanchez

1.n. a mutually consensual sexual act whereby 1 lover finger blasts an unripe ghost pepper then unexpectedly finger bangs their lover’s poop chute during coitus thus causing a heated and vigorous climax period. Not to be confused with the dirty Verde Sanchez which involves the usual swipe across the upper lip after the ass plunge.

I used to wear gloves to chop hot peppers but ever since my daddy told me how he loves a Verde Sanchez after dinner, i stopped completely

by Hot Dog Goblin June 26, 2022

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

PoonQuake

1. Noun. Vaginal orgasm

Elvis Presley could just strum any chord onstage and trigger a thousand panty-melting Poonquakes.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 9, 2021

Cheese Snake

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.

After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.

by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020

Roman Toast

n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.

My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium

by Hot Dog Goblin August 6, 2021

Shog

Verb. 1. To shart while having a jog, resulting in an endeavor widely known as shogging.

After eating a huge tika masala I was walkIng home but then began to shart heavily down both legs and had to shog the last few blocks home to my toilet.

by Hot Dog Goblin November 13, 2020