Hot Dog Goblin's definitions

Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

Shog

Verb. 1. To shart while having a jog, resulting in an endeavor widely known as shogging.

After eating a huge tika masala I was walkIng home but then began to shart heavily down both legs and had to shog the last few blocks home to my toilet.

by Hot Dog Goblin November 13, 2020

Jimmy Pill

When you take a pill and become a raging political you tuber

D-man took a jimmy pill and started ranting about politics.

by Hot Dog Goblin April 29, 2020

Wipe

Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.

Look at those wipes smoking on the patio, what a bunch of idiots

by Hot Dog Goblin May 1, 2020

Barf Hammock

N. Any type of Pandemic Mask

Dont forget a barf hammock if you go out to the bars in a stage 3 lockdown.

by Hot Dog Goblin August 31, 2020

Cheese Snake

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.

After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.

by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020