Hot Dog Goblin's definitions

Ronald Palmer

To pee in a hot spring or jacuzzi, thus turning the water into a lemonade color that resembles a beverage called an Arnold Palmer.

That guy pulled a “Ronald Palmer” and pissed in the hot tub, I bet he farts in the steam room next.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

Dirty Pinwheel

Squirting feces and projectile vomit simultaneously while urgently looking for a toilet.

After all those street tacos and tequila that old gringo turned in to a Dirty Pinwheel on the way to the bathroom.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

Choke the Jabba

Masturbation

It’s common to choke the jabba while gaming battlefront.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 16, 2018

Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

Shog

Verb. 1. To shart while having a jog, resulting in an endeavor widely known as shogging.

After eating a huge tika masala I was walkIng home but then began to shart heavily down both legs and had to shog the last few blocks home to my toilet.

by Hot Dog Goblin November 13, 2020

Jimmy Pill

When you take a pill and become a raging political you tuber

D-man took a jimmy pill and started ranting about politics.

by Hot Dog Goblin April 29, 2020