Hot Dog Goblin's definitions

Ronald Palmer

To pee in a hot spring or jacuzzi, thus turning the water into a lemonade color that resembles a beverage called an Arnold Palmer.

That guy pulled a “Ronald Palmer” and pissed in the hot tub, I bet he farts in the steam room next.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

Dirty Pinwheel

Squirting feces and projectile vomit simultaneously while urgently looking for a toilet.

After all those street tacos and tequila that old gringo turned in to a Dirty Pinwheel on the way to the bathroom.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

Choke the Jabba

Masturbation

It’s common to choke the jabba while gaming battlefront.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 16, 2018

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017

wolf spider

Noun sing. When long anal hairs protrude from gluteal cheeks right near the anus and resemble a large ominous wolf spider peering from the crack of flesh colored rocks in the southwestern desert regions.

I was finally gettin’ some sweet parking lot tuna from behind, but when I glanced down and saw the huge muddy Wolf Spider I lost my erection.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 10, 2017

Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019