Roman Toast

n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.
My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium
by Hot Dog Goblin August 06, 2021
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PoonQuake

Elvis Presley could just strum any chord onstage and trigger a thousand panty-melting Poonquakes.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 09, 2021
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Hip-Chipper

1. n. A slur for an anorexic person or a horny waif super model on drugs. The word is derived from hip-chipping, which is a widely accepted term to describe the sex act between two passionate anorexic lovers
Once the photographer busted out the cocaine for the swim suit shoot, all the hip-chippers lit up and turned the shoot into an orgy of clicking, grunts moans and bruises.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 11, 2021
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Barf Hammock

N. Any type of Pandemic Mask
Dont forget a barf hammock if you go out to the bars in a stage 3 lockdown.
by Hot Dog Goblin August 31, 2020
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Verde Sanchez

1.n. a mutually consensual sexual act whereby 1 lover finger blasts an unripe ghost pepper then unexpectedly finger bangs their lover’s poop chute during coitus thus causing a heated and vigorous climax period. Not to be confused with the dirty Verde Sanchez which involves the usual swipe across the upper lip after the ass plunge.
I used to wear gloves to chop hot peppers but ever since my daddy told me how he loves a Verde Sanchez after dinner, i stopped completely
by Hot Dog Goblin June 26, 2022
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alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)
When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.
by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017
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Choke the Jabba

It’s common to choke the jabba while gaming battlefront.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 16, 2018
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