1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.
After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020
1.n. a mutually consensual sexual act whereby 1 lover finger blasts an unripe ghost pepper then unexpectedly finger bangs their lover’s poop chute during coitus thus causing a heated and vigorous climax period. Not to be confused with the dirty Verde Sanchez which involves the usual swipe across the upper lip after the ass plunge.
I used to wear gloves to chop hot peppers but ever since my daddy told me how he loves a Verde Sanchez after dinner, i stopped completely
by Hot Dog Goblin June 26, 2022
The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)
by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017
1. n. A slur for an anorexic person or a horny waif super model on drugs. The word is derived from hip-chipping, which is a widely accepted term to describe the sex act between two passionate anorexic lovers
Once the photographer busted out the cocaine for the swim suit shoot, all the hip-chippers lit up and turned the shoot into an orgy of clicking, grunts moans and bruises.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 11, 2021
by Hot Dog Goblin August 31, 2020
At the Missoula Moose Chile Cook Off, i had to straddle the Damn toilet seat to take a shit because the stalagshite would have sodomized me.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 21, 2020
n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.
My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium
by Hot Dog Goblin August 06, 2021