Definitions by Hot Dog Goblin

Verde Sanchez 

1.n. a mutually consensual sexual act whereby 1 lover finger blasts an unripe ghost pepper then unexpectedly finger bangs their lover’s poop chute during coitus thus causing a heated and vigorous climax period. Not to be confused with the dirty Verde Sanchez which involves the usual swipe across the upper lip after the ass plunge.

I used to wear gloves to chop hot peppers but ever since my daddy told me how he loves a Verde Sanchez after dinner, i stopped completely

Verde Sanchez by Hot Dog Goblin June 26, 2022

Toilet Trumpet 

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

Toilet Trumpet by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022

FightWinger 

1. n. someone who is full of love and vigor and fights for The well being of Humanity and our planet and who opposes and destroys Oppression in all of its forms.

Jesus and MLK total FightWingers and would probably still fight injustice if they were alive today.

FightWinger by Hot Dog Goblin February 8, 2022

Beagle Killer 

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer

That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun

Beagle Killer by Hot Dog Goblin November 29, 2021

Roman Toast 

n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.

My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium

Roman Toast by Hot Dog Goblin August 6, 2021

Hip-Chipper

1. n. A slur for an anorexic person or a horny waif super model on drugs. The word is derived from hip-chipping, which is a widely accepted term to describe the sex act between two passionate anorexic lovers

Once the photographer busted out the cocaine for the swim suit shoot, all the hip-chippers lit up and turned the shoot into an orgy of clicking, grunts moans and bruises.

Hip-Chipper by Hot Dog Goblin May 11, 2021

Sheepdog Bern 

1. A Term for dancing with a mouthful of Democrat Bollucks, perfected by Bernie Sanders, who sheepdogs young voters into the democratic party.
2. Eating shit and giving a thumbs up 👍

Goddamn, all the kiddies today get down with the Sheepdog Bern! What happened to The Macarena?

Sheepdog Bern by Hot Dog Goblin March 13, 2021