Hot Dog Goblin's definitions
At the Missoula Moose Chile Cook Off, i had to straddle the Damn toilet seat to take a shit because the stalagshite would have sodomized me.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 21, 2020
Get the Stalagshite mug.The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)
by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017
Get the alabama lube mug.After eating a huge tika masala I was walkIng home but then began to shart heavily down both legs and had to shog the last few blocks home to my toilet.
by Hot Dog Goblin November 13, 2020
Get the Shog mug.by Hot Dog Goblin May 16, 2018
Get the Choke the Jabba mug.1. Noun. An innovative blockchain based social media platform that will be immune to censorship and will secure the privacy of its users, not to be confused with a PoonQuake which is a vaginal orgasm.
Once the Progressives were able to interact and organize on PanQuake, Medicare for All came to pass, all war was stopped and the 5th mass extinction event facing our earth was reversed.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 8, 2021
Get the PanQuake mug.n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.
My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium
by Hot Dog Goblin August 6, 2021
Get the Roman Toast mug.by Hot Dog Goblin February 9, 2021
Get the PoonQuake mug.