Hoss 's definitions

The Eviction Fart

A fart that when turned loose, has the potential to change 3 lives. This is a fart that has been trapped abdominally for at least one day. The host of this fart is usually in pain or damn bad discomfort and has been trying to ease this fucker out for hours.

Oh man, my stomach is killing me, I've got an Eviction fart that just will not leave.

by hoss May 21, 2003

Rocky mountain hanger

To strangle a female while hitting it doggystyle with some wire or rope and while she is trying to breath, her muscles will tighten up giving the guy added pleasure....also commonly referred to as bein "Jonbenet'd".

Bitch was loose as a goose so i had to give her the rocky mountain hanger."see Jonbenet'd".

by Hoss December 30, 2003

titty hard on

women with erect nipples, usually poking through thier clothes

look, she has a titty hard on

by Hoss March 20, 2005

zeffer

see zepher

1. When one who does not smoke chews or gnaws on an unlit cigar or cigarette to mock people that do smoke.

2. When a former smoker zeffers a cigarette or cigar.

Hondo: Hey let me bum a cig man.

Spencer: You don't even smoke dude.

Hondo: I wanna Zeffer it.

by Hoss March 29, 2005

grizzley

In response to the "Cougar" nomiclature to describe a thirtysomething women on the prowl for younger men. Grizzley is a term to describe a thirty to fortysomething greying, probably devorced, man on the prowl for some younger ladies. The Grizzley often denotes pity from younger folk because it is clear that their time has long since past.

Robert Blake, Tom Arnold, and anybody hanging out at a TGI Fridays bar on a wednesday night in anytown in the USA.

by Hoss March 23, 2005