Nick Hossley

The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley

Wow, that guy is acting like a hoss. That’s imposible though because there is only one true hossley -The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley

by Hoss July 16, 2018

Single Shot

(1)A male that has only one testicle.
(2)"One - Nutted"

Clovis and his buddy was giving me a hard time at work the other day, so I said "fuck you and your single shot friend."

by hoss May 21, 2003

Stump Monkey

A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.

Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.

by hoss May 21, 2003

titty hard on

women with erect nipples, usually poking through thier clothes

look, she has a titty hard on

by Hoss March 20, 2005

zeffer

see zepher

1. When one who does not smoke chews or gnaws on an unlit cigar or cigarette to mock people that do smoke.

2. When a former smoker zeffers a cigarette or cigar.

Hondo: Hey let me bum a cig man.

Spencer: You don't even smoke dude.

Hondo: I wanna Zeffer it.

by Hoss March 29, 2005