HonestD00d's definitions

Kesik

To play with one's self until you create an chronic masturbation ulcer

Not doing much still recovering from my kesik

by HonestD00d October 15, 2021

Hazzard

Hazzard. Def noun.

Where incompetence meets biligerence and you want to blame the public and redirect them after false assurances and get suitably fired up because you have to listen to a younger gen Y as a boss.

I have done turds that provide better direction than Hazzard.

by HonestD00d December 18, 2021

ScoMoo

LIke the Sunrise Cash cow, but the current Australian prime minister Scott Morrison. Sco Moo.
No Job, No Business, Foreign business without paying tax? No worries. ScoMoo is here to pay you today. Just call services australia.

Can't wait for my ScoMoo payment

by HonestD00d March 31, 2020

Stu Up

Like stuff up, but it's shorter because you can't admit you stuffed up

Look at that Robodebt. It's a Stu up
Look at the NDIS.. It's a Stu up
Hey my website just got DDoS.. It's Stu upped

by HonestD00d December 9, 2020

ScoMo

A man that tries to shake your hand in public. But you refuse and pull your hand away. He then forces the hand shake for a photo op.

See that guy over there? He's a total ScoMo. I think he pissed himself before at the Cricket.. I ain't shaking his hand

by HonestD00d January 4, 2020

Tanyagraine

When your boss Tanya doesn't know WTF going on and you get blammed for sht

Oh man.. I have the worst Tanyagraine ever .. I can't make it tomorroz sorry

by HonestD00d March 25, 2019

Bremick

A rusty screw..

My colourbond roof was fucked because my screws were all Bremicks

I gave her a Bremick last night..

by HonestD00d January 15, 2020