15 definitions by Homosexual

face abuse

The act of shoving a tongue or possibly dick into the mouth, thereby causing a form of abuse.

Big Gay Al: Is your bf a good kisser?
Me: No it's more like face abuse...

by Homosexual April 21, 2003

doggy

1. A nickname for a canine.
2. A nickname for the male genitalia.

My personal doggy likes you.

by Homosexual March 30, 2003

lobster sex

John Bobbit

Hey Lorena, that was my dick you liverface!!

by Homosexual March 30, 2003

Shit Cat

ahhhh! shit that cats make. its quite tastey on a summers eve.

that shit cat was $yummy$

by Homosexual April 24, 2005

quiggly

Sexually excited.

If you were feeling quiggly, why not just have a j arthur?

by Homosexual March 30, 2003

kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle

self explanitory, you beeotch.

me: i got a ds and you didnt! kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle!

some stupid skateboarder: uhhh okay you do that....

me: you look like a penis!

by Homosexual April 24, 2005

poo parlor division

1. The act of self defecation.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned poo parlor division before I soil my underknickers.

by Homosexual March 30, 2003