African

My friend Lydia is from Africa, but she is white!
by Homosexual April 30, 2005
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piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.
Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.
by homosexual March 29, 2003
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doggy

1. A nickname for a canine.
2. A nickname for the male genitalia.
My personal doggy likes you.
by homosexual March 29, 2003
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poo parlor division

Ooer, I really must use the damned poo parlor division before I soil my underknickers.
by homosexual January 28, 2006
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Shit Cat

ahhhh! shit that cats make. its quite tastey on a summers eve.
by Homosexual April 23, 2005
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face abuse

The act of shoving a tongue or possibly dick into the mouth, thereby causing a form of abuse.
Big Gay Al: Is your bf a good kisser?
Me: No it's more like face abuse...
by homosexual April 20, 2003
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quiggly

If you were feeling quiggly, why not just have a j arthur?
by homosexual March 29, 2003
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