Homosexual's definitions

lobster sex

John Bobbit

Hey Lorena, that was my dick you liverface!!

by homosexual March 29, 2003

piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual March 29, 2003

poo parlor division

1. The act of self defecation.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned poo parlor division before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual January 28, 2006

doggy

1. A nickname for a canine.
2. A nickname for the male genitalia.

My personal doggy likes you.

by homosexual March 29, 2003

dingo

A doglike animal native to australia. Thought to have been brought by the europens.

Oye mate me dingo tizzen inder der vegebyte.

by homosexual March 29, 2003

quiggly

Sexually excited.

If you were feeling quiggly, why not just have a j arthur?

by homosexual March 29, 2003

face abuse

The act of shoving a tongue or possibly dick into the mouth, thereby causing a form of abuse.

Big Gay Al: Is your bf a good kisser?
Me: No it's more like face abuse...

by homosexual April 20, 2003