Definitions by Homer Simpson

pseudo goth 

Any heavy metal band.

pseudo goths are on the verge of becoming full fledged gay vampires

pseudo goth by Homer Simpson June 28, 2004

DJKMAC 

Void of mind, and social life.
Being gay and prefering Butt Sex.

Your an DJKMAC!

DJKMAC by Homer Simpson May 28, 2004

fukalots

Family of friends.

the Sir FukaLots.

fukalots by Homer Simpson October 15, 2003

candy 

A word I started using to replace the well over-used word "sweet". I used to say sweet, and then added the "like candy" for emphasis. "Man, that car is sweet like candy." I then shortened it to simply "candy". I use it instead of sweet in everyday conversation.

1 dude..."Dude, there's free ber at the Junction tonight!"
Another dude..."Candy."

Now if I could just find a word to use instead of dude...

candy by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

sweater meat

Boobs.

Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!

sweater meat by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

beer

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

beer by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003

hair 

stuff all around ur cock and ballas and stuff....of all different colors...some people have a lot of it an some people don't, pubes

1) there is hair on my balls, ew.
2) dude, put ur hair on ur balls away, dont show me that!

hair by homer simpson June 8, 2003