simon and garfunkel

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

by homer simpson March 24, 2005

dog

an unattractive member of the opposite sex, usually female

man your bitch is such a dog!

by homer simpson May 13, 2005

DJKMAC

Void of mind, and social life.
Being gay and prefering Butt Sex.

Your an DJKMAC!

by Homer Simpson May 28, 2004

candy

A word I started using to replace the well over-used word "sweet". I used to say sweet, and then added the "like candy" for emphasis. "Man, that car is sweet like candy." I then shortened it to simply "candy". I use it instead of sweet in everyday conversation.

1 dude..."Dude, there's free ber at the Junction tonight!"
Another dude..."Candy."

Now if I could just find a word to use instead of dude...

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

sweater meat

Boobs.

Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

horny

Obsessive thoughts about getting some.

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.

by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003

The Bench Group

Group of close friends, consisting of about 25 people overall. 95% of them went to the same school, with the additional 5% coming in from somewhere else. Some people in the group are Mike Pfeiffer, Ryan Malone, Kahla, Jess, Kate, Dudash, Trevor, Greg, Joe, Ryan, Dan, Kasia, Lauren and Beth. Most of the time, they hang out at Greg's Apartment

Whats going on with the rest of the group?

Call everyone else in the group.

by Homer Simpson February 15, 2005