Homer Simpson's definitions

hair

stuff all around ur cock and ballas and stuff....of all different colors...some people have a lot of it an some people don't, pubes

1) there is hair on my balls, ew.
2) dude, put ur hair on ur balls away, dont show me that!

by homer simpson June 8, 2003

dog

an unattractive member of the opposite sex, usually female

man your bitch is such a dog!

by homer simpson May 13, 2005

DJKMAC

Void of mind, and social life.
Being gay and prefering Butt Sex.

Your an DJKMAC!

by Homer Simpson May 28, 2004

horny

Obsessive thoughts about getting some.

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.

by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003

candy

A word I started using to replace the well over-used word "sweet". I used to say sweet, and then added the "like candy" for emphasis. "Man, that car is sweet like candy." I then shortened it to simply "candy". I use it instead of sweet in everyday conversation.

1 dude..."Dude, there's free ber at the Junction tonight!"
Another dude..."Candy."

Now if I could just find a word to use instead of dude...

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

sweater meat

Boobs.

Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

pseudo goth

Any heavy metal band.

pseudo goths are on the verge of becoming full fledged gay vampires

by Homer Simpson June 28, 2004