Homer Simpson's definitions

Moofasa

Some lion that dies in lion king, cuz he's sweet.

Moofasa is a lion.

by Homer Simpson March 17, 2003

beer

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003

NWA World Title

The main belt of the National Wrestling Alliance or NWATNA.
Big gold belt version a.k.a. HHH's precious was once Ric Flair's and later the WCW's belt.
When WCW split from NWA new version of belt was awarded to an ECW reject who ironicly rejected the NWA belt.
Ric Flair has held the belt nearly 20 times and current champ Jeff Jarret has hogged the belt for most of NWATNA's exsitance.

Woooooo! 20 Time World Champion!

by Homer Simpson May 13, 2005

sweater meat

Boobs.

Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

candy

A word I started using to replace the well over-used word "sweet". I used to say sweet, and then added the "like candy" for emphasis. "Man, that car is sweet like candy." I then shortened it to simply "candy". I use it instead of sweet in everyday conversation.

1 dude..."Dude, there's free ber at the Junction tonight!"
Another dude..."Candy."

Now if I could just find a word to use instead of dude...

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

dog

an unattractive member of the opposite sex, usually female

man your bitch is such a dog!

by homer simpson May 13, 2005

horny

Obsessive thoughts about getting some.

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.

by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003