Homeless Dave's definitions

the jump

Moving from one bathroom stall to another upon realizing there is no toilet paper after already "starting."

Man I was droppin' my deuce and realized there was no toilet paper so I had to make the jump to the next stall.

by Homeless Dave May 4, 2005

Brinsley patch

The patch of fine hair that often accumulates on a man's lower back that hurts when pulled.

I gotta swim with a shirt on to cover my Brinsley patch.

My Brinsley patch is starting to merge with my ass hair.

by Homeless Dave March 23, 2005

lenscrafter

(n) the act of licking an eyeball or having one's eyeball licked for sexual arousal

Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?

Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.

by Homeless Dave January 25, 2005

kutakata

(n) a euphemism for pussy

That's a pink kutakata you got there.

I'm trying to get all in her kutakata.

by Homeless Dave January 26, 2005