kindergarten level

When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.

When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!

by holly palmer January 27, 2008

chocolate dip cone

What a milk chocolate nigger looks like.

Look at that nigger, he has dark and light spots that look like a chocolate dip cone.

by holly palmer January 23, 2008

garlic burp

When someone eats Red Lobster and burps 5 hours later.

Holly and Russell went to eat at Red Lobster and Russell ate shrimp scampi. Five hours later he burps and all Holly could smell was garlic. Thats a garlic burp.

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

duck

What a dog is called when it is about to get a bath.

When Attie is getting ready for her bath and I put her over the sink, she paddles like a duck.

by holly palmer January 07, 2008

pug

What is in chinese food.

When my son Skippy burped up something that smelled like ass. NASTY ASS.. I asked him what crawled in his mouth and died? He replied 'I had chinese today'. I replied you had pug today.

by holly palmer November 30, 2007

barnasor

A purple Monte Carlo.

When your fiance Scott shows up with a new car (for him) without telling you and it is Barney Purple. GAY ASS PURPLE....He must be gay driving that piece of shit. But he refers to himself as Mr.SS. Does that mean Mr. Stupid Shit? I guess that's why he is now an ex. Barnasor..Gay assed purple Monte Carlo.

by Holly Palmer January 16, 2008

Russell Pridgen

My wonderful, loving husband who I have waited on all my life. He is my world!

Holly's wonderful husband who she loves with all of her heart! That is Russell Pridgen

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008