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labeler

a really fun thing that you use to make labels you print out what you want them to say and then you can peel them off because they are stickers.
my labeler is so much fun
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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scissor me timbers

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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Michelle Branch

Born july 2nd 1983 she was named after the beatles song "michelle" she is of irish ancestry and eursian as her mother was born in the netherlands. michelle started learning to sing when she was 8 years old when she was only sixteen she released an album without a label called broken bracelet, which was named after a friend of hers gave her a bracelet promising when it broke she would be famous. she released her first album which was an instant bestseller in 2001 called "The Spirit room" her 2nd and perhaps final album as a solo singer was Hotel Paper released in 2003, michelle joined up with her longtime pal jessica harp to form the band the wreckers they made their debut with the song leave the pieces on the one tree hill soundtrack. Michelle is now happily married to her bass player Teddy Landau who is 19 years older than her, she has a one and half year old little girl named owen isabelle.
Michelle Branch made the really popular song "Everywhere"
by Holly Matronic June 18, 2007
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BEEEP

the sound the tv makes when it censors out a dirty word. used frequently in arrested development and should be used more in entourage
shut the BEEEP up you annoying fuck
by Holly Matronic May 28, 2007
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oh dear god

something you say when you experience something or see something so unbelievably unbelieavble
oh dear god he's dressed like a pink bunny for halloween
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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Abarat

Abarat is a book by clive barker. It is centered on the strange world of Abarat, The location of twenty-five islands, called Hours. On each of which it is always the same time. THe main character of this book is Candy Quakenbush who came from Chickentown, Missouri. The inhabitants of Abarat refer to our world as "The Hereafter"
Abarat is a adult fiction book by Clive Barker
by Holly Matronic May 9, 2007
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not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass
well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box
by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007
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