Definitions by Holly Matronic

catcher in the rye 

a hilarous book that I love that emo's jack off too

I found the biggest goth in the school in the libary late one night with a copy of catcher in the rye and a bottle of lotion

catcher in the rye by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

the truth game

a game like truth or dare but without the dare because when you get past the age of 12 dares are no fun anymore because everyones done that stupid shit already. in this game its basically you take turns asking each other questions and you have to be honest usually personal questions often relating to sex or sexual things(ex.are you a virgin? how far have you gone?)

when me and jimmy were bored we played the truth game and i learned that he was not a virgin anymore

the truth game by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

truth or dare advanced

the advanced version of truth or dare which back when you were about 10 it was shouting your crushes name out the window as loud as you could or giving your best girlfriend a peck on the lips or admitting that you used to like someone. truth or dare advanced includes dares such as pull down your pants so i can see what a vagina looks like(or rather your vagina) makeout with your best friend with tongue, take off all your clothes and run as fast as you can down the street singing lucy had a tugboat

truth or dare advanced is a risky game

truth or dare advanced by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

starstruck

when you are so madly in love with a superstar that you even make them a fake myspace and put yourself as their top friend and have "them" post personal comments on your page

people are so starstruck over adam brody they have about a hundred myspaces pretending to be him

starstruck by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

comerapeme.com 

also referred to as myspace by crazy lawyers and overprotective parents and irresponsible preteens who think its myspaces fault that their client/child/ or themselves has had a bad experience with a sexual predator

comerapeme.com is the best site ever losers

comerapeme.com by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

scissor me timbers 

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"

scissor me timbers we're scissoring!

scissor me timbers by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

shit 

what people say when they ask to leave their classroom during school and when they get back in their seat they realize that they have to go to the bathroom

shit why didn't i go to the bathroom after i went to my locker?

shit by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007