Holly Matronic's definitions

The Best Damn Thing

The new album by Avril Lavigne it was released in 2007 and contains the hit song girlfriend

The Best Damn Thing is The Best Damn Thing

by Holly Matronic May 9, 2007

school friend

a friend that your only friends with at school and you don't hangout outside of school

mimi's my school friend shes too busy too hang out with me

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

Michelle Branch

Born july 2nd 1983 she was named after the beatles song "michelle" she is of irish ancestry and eursian as her mother was born in the netherlands. michelle started learning to sing when she was 8 years old when she was only sixteen she released an album without a label called broken bracelet, which was named after a friend of hers gave her a bracelet promising when it broke she would be famous. she released her first album which was an instant bestseller in 2001 called "The Spirit room" her 2nd and perhaps final album as a solo singer was Hotel Paper released in 2003, michelle joined up with her longtime pal jessica harp to form the band the wreckers they made their debut with the song leave the pieces on the one tree hill soundtrack. Michelle is now happily married to her bass player Teddy Landau who is 19 years older than her, she has a one and half year old little girl named owen isabelle.

Michelle Branch made the really popular song "Everywhere"

by Holly Matronic June 18, 2007

The Wreckers

The Wreckers was formed by Rock/Pop artist Michelle Branch and Jessica Harp. THey made their debut with the song Leave the Pieces on the One Tree Hill soundtrack. They declared themselves a country duo and released their first album stand still look pretty in may 2006. in december 2006 they were nominated for a grammy for best country preformance by a duo or group with vocal.

The Wreckers is not as good of a band as I thought they would be

by Holly Matronic June 17, 2007

Furbies

An evil toy that used to be popular in the 90's i had about 8 of them. i used to put them in the dark so they would fall asleep and shut up. when they malfunctioned they would make a really annoying sound that wouldnt go away unless you smashed it against the floor

furbies are the devil

by Holly Matronic May 3, 2007

not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

labeler

a really fun thing that you use to make labels you print out what you want them to say and then you can peel them off because they are stickers.

my labeler is so much fun

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007