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Hogtrude Parker's definitions

NFT

An expensive fake receipt, typically for a procedurally-generated digital image of something stupid and paid for with cryptocurrency. Short for “non-fungible token.”

Incidentally, they somehow have alarmingly large carbon footprints.
I hope you die.”
“Pff, yeah, whatever.”
“…And I hope your favourite artist starts releasing NFTs.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”
by Hogtrude Parker January 19, 2022
mugGet the NFTmug.

black lives matter

The radical notion that a black person should be able to come into contact with a police officer and survive.
Philando Castile was shot by a cop in front of his girlfriend and her daughter just for informing him he had a legally-owned gun in the car? Oh, that’s messed up. Black lives matter.
by Hogtrude Parker December 13, 2021
mugGet the black lives mattermug.

femboy

A boy who presents femininely.

Roughly the opposite of a tomboy.
“Is that a skirt in your closet, Zach?”
Yeah, you didn’t know I’m a femboy?”
“…Guess I didn’t.”
by Hogtrude Parker November 27, 2021
mugGet the femboymug.

cigarette

A magic wand used for summoning a bus at the bus stop.
“You want a cigarette?”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”
by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2021
mugGet the cigarettemug.

pronoun

“Damn ya ass fat, whatcha pronouns?”
“Sorry babe, I only got novice nouns.”
by Hogtrude Parker December 14, 2021
mugGet the pronounmug.

Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
mugGet the Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swangemug.

Toluca Lake

A neighborhood of Los Angeles— and, according to their Chamber of Commerce— also a bit of Burbank, California, located in the 818 area code, populated by lots of upper middle-class white people. It is nestled between North Hollywood, Studio City, Universal City, and (the rest of?) Burbank.

A useful stop in case your partner in organized crime accidentally shoots your mole in the face and you need to take the car to a friendly place ASAP, but you’re in the valley, where your boss doesn’t have any friendly places.
“I’m callin’ my partner in Toluca Lake.”
“Where’s Toluca Lake?”
“It’s just over the hill, over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie’s ass ain’t home, I don’t know what the fuck we gonna do, man, ’cause I ain’t got no other partners in 818.”
by Hogtrude Parker February 3, 2021
mugGet the Toluca Lakemug.

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