Hmm's definitions

ItalianBusta

If a spanish guy like you is not considered white, "Guevera", than why should an Italian be considered white? Italians aren't white, and don't want to be white, black, or anything else because they are what they are, which is dark-skinned. And believe me, whites do not consider italians white.

"I'm a homo. I think Italians are white even though they've gone through more descrimination over the years than the spanish have. Suck me."

by hmm April 15, 2005

homsar

The powerball winner and best costume maker ever, though underestimated by others.

Peshoo!

by hmm September 28, 2003

fake italian

a person who does not look Italian but claims to be Italian; a lombardi

Assumption man: Joe looks more german than italian. He must be a fake italian.

by hmm October 28, 2005

X-Fat

A fat kid from school...he smells bad and thinks he's black. Tends to wear the same shirt three days in a row. See also scrub, wanksta.

X: "Yo, wazz up mah nigga?"
Me: "What the hell? You aren't black. You're a fat white kid!"

by Hmm August 12, 2003

sparticus

noam. is. sparticus.

he is. what up now schmorgasbored?

by hmm May 22, 2004

Coach Z

And if you're trying to fade him, then you must smoke grass!

The King's gone mad with powa! He's gona eat the Chort! Jeorra!

by hmm September 28, 2003

Warwitch

one found often fraternizing with a goat that was smuggled in from the hills of germany, specially selected for it's sexual hunger and experience

He ozwalded that goat harder than Warwitch on a sober night!

by hmm May 29, 2003