Hmbsm21's definitions

Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road

The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.

"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"

"Wow, did you get caught?"

"No, it was in the dark."

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009

Candycram

The action of cramming a dildo in someone's ass when they lose at playing the game CandyLand.

"Yo I was with Dylan last night and I totally got candycrammed!"

"Ew.."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

Sketchaphobia

The fear of sketchy (or weird) people.

"Dude, that kid over there must have sketchaphobia because he doesn't really like skateboarders like us."

by Hmbsm21 May 1, 2009

Tellatubby

The action of saying something to a fat person. To Tell A Tubby person.

"Dude look a these donuts over here!"

"Oh damn! Tellatubby....quick! Before they're gone!"

by Hmbsm21 May 23, 2009

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009

Bag o' Burgers

A very fat person. Usually greasy too! Eventually the bag is going to get greasy itself because of the burgers inside of it. Burgers are very fattening. They are all taken in by fat people, who then become bags o' burgers!

"Yo, look at that Bag o' Burgers over there!"

"Dude... thats so nasty."

by hmbsm21 May 1, 2009

Shizgrapes

A word you say after being hit in the balls, the cookies, the family jewels!

"Oh Shizgrapes! That really hurt dude..."

by hmbsm21 May 14, 2009