Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009

Sketchaphobia

The fear of sketchy (or weird) people.

"Dude, that kid over there must have sketchaphobia because he doesn't really like skateboarders like us."

by Hmbsm21 May 01, 2009

Gangsker

A Gangster/Skater. Skater as in - skateboarder. Someone that is half gangster and half skateboarder. May dress like a gangster but skateboards. Or visa versa.

"Dude, you are such a gangsker."

by hmbsm21 April 30, 2009

Lap Dizzle

A lap dance.

"Yo girl get ova' here, I want a lap dizzle!"

by Hmbsm21 May 29, 2009

Shizgrapes

A word you say after being hit in the balls, the cookies, the family jewels!

"Oh Shizgrapes! That really hurt dude..."

by hmbsm21 May 12, 2009

Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

Candycram

The action of cramming a dildo in someone's ass when they lose at playing the game CandyLand.

"Yo I was with Dylan last night and I totally got candycrammed!"

"Ew.."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009