Definitions by Hilton S.

Oldie Hawn

Derived from the actress Goldie Hawn, Oldie Hawn is a term for an elderly woman.

"Make the right dude, the light is green."
"Well I would, but I'm waiting for Oldie Hawn over here to cross the street."

Oldie Hawn by Hilton S. January 2, 2009

Peterson 

A combination of the words "pet" and "person."

Hilton: Hey, check out my sweet pet monkey.
Ken: Monkeys are kind of like people.
Hilton: So I have a pet person?
Ken: Yes. A peterson.

Peterson by Hilton S. August 31, 2008

Grafted 

The point in time when a song or album is no longer so-so, and it is now playing non-stop on your itunes.

Hilton: Has the new Angels and Airwaves album had time to incubate?
Ian: Hells yes, that thing has grafted for sure.

Grafted by HIlton S. August 30, 2008

Incubate

The time period between thinking a song or album is so-so, and having it play non-stop on your itunes.

Hilton: Did you hear that leaked Angels and Airwaves cd?
Ian: Yea I did, what did you think of it?
Hilton: It's kind of meh.
Ian: True, but let's let it incubate.

Incubate by Hilton S. July 30, 2008

Gunty McFupa 

A combination of fupa and gunt, which describes an extreme case of the former and latter, conveniently packaged in a fun-to-say phrase.

"Yo Hilton, check out the Gunty McFupa on Marylyn."
"Ian, that is the Guntiest McFupa I have ever seen."

Gunty McFupa by Hilton S. January 28, 2006