Herb N. Dictionary's definitions

Beaner

1. a baseball deliberately thrown at the batter's head 2. disparaging term for a Mexican, especially a laborer who crosses the U.S. border illegally

That beaner pitcher tried to take me out with a beaner my first up-at-bat.

by Herb N. Dictionary November 23, 2002

seafood lover

a lesbian, or any male obsessed with performing cunnilingus

I got all roly-poly for that party and it turned out to be a seafood lover buffet.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

merc

1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger

Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.

I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

mouse off

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

night goggles

sunglasses so dark that they make day appear like night.

That tons o' fun sat on my night goggles.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

squares

see smogs

by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002