Definitions by Herb N. Dictionary

grower not a shower 

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

grower not a shower by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

porn storm 

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.

porn storm by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

mouse off 

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

mouse off by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

Encarta 

a know-it-all-asshole.

Put your brights on, here comes Encarta.

Encarta by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

shotgun shit 

also buckshit

a violent blast of diarrhea; more specifically, the crime scene left behind by a squatter in a public stall that resembles the outcome of him/her loading a turd into a shotgun and blasting the wall.

The worst part about cleaning up after the party was the ladie's restroom... shotgun shit everywhere!

shotgun shit by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

buckshit 

see shotgun shit

buckshit by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

urban turban

de rigueur headwear of the streets, currently stocking caps

He looked all menacing with his urban turban pulled down over his night goggles.

urban turban by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002