Herb N. Dictionary's definitions

shotgun shit

also buckshit

a violent blast of diarrhea; more specifically, the crime scene left behind by a squatter in a public stall that resembles the outcome of him/her loading a turd into a shotgun and blasting the wall.

The worst part about cleaning up after the party was the ladie's restroom... shotgun shit everywhere!

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

hershey highway

see dirt road

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

tons o' fun

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please

I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

balls deep

1. having sex; more specifically, in flagrante delicto

I walked in and caught him balls deep on the couch with some chica from the bar.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

busticated or bustacated

defeated; used and abused; in shambles

Check out the bubble gum snatch on this centerfold; lips all busticated an' shit.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

mop the basement

to perform cunnilingus

I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

pre

pre-cum; genital leaking that occurs during foreplay

I hate dry-humping my chica 'cause my chones get all full o' pre.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002