assed out

out of luck

The chicas get in for free, the rest o' you bustas is all assed out.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

mop the basement

to perform cunnilingus

I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.

I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

merc

1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger

Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

VPL

ACRONYM: Visible Panty Line.

Before thong underwear became all the rage, VPL's were considered the ultimate in undergarment sexiness.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

night goggles

sunglasses so dark that they make day appear like night.

That tons o' fun sat on my night goggles.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

dig out

have sex with; said of the male part of the act because of the simulation of digging out a hole.

We call that ho Doug, because so many bruthas done dug it out.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002