Definitions by Herb N. Dictionary

buckshit 

see shotgun shit

buckshit by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

night goggles 

sunglasses so dark that they make day appear like night.

That tons o' fun sat on my night goggles.

night goggles by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

porn storm 

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.

porn storm by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

urban turban

de rigueur headwear of the streets, currently stocking caps

He looked all menacing with his urban turban pulled down over his night goggles.

urban turban by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

grower not a shower 

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

grower not a shower by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

swag 

1. originally, Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer. currently used to describe any inferior marijuana.
2. to steal

I would steal his pot, but that swag ain't worth swaggin'.

swag by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

tons o' fun 

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please

I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.

tons o' fun by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002