cottageing

Hanging around public toilets and spying over men's penises for sexual gratification.
Tony was arrested last monday for cottageing
by Hector Knox June 25, 2005
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Pram-Head

A Word of Liverpudlian or Scouser origin.

A complete Assehole, male or female, who talks utter shit.

Generally found in a pub pissed up and trying to talk someone into either lending them money or supplying them with more drink.

So called a Pram-Head as they are full of shit and broken biscuits, like an old shitty pram or stroller used to transport babies and toddlers around in.
Example A;

Tom; Don't look now but Matt's just come into the pub...

Pete; Good, that fuckin' Pram-Head owes me a tenner.

Example B;

Man1; here mate lend us a tenner, I earn 5k a week me and and can pay it you back on Friday...

Man2: Fuck off you Pram-Head bastard
by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
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indoor hobo

Someone who lives in a house but is still a scruffy little bum.

Someone with a house but no awareness of looking and acting like a tramp.
Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson.

"Get the fuck away from me you fucking indoor hobo, you have a house so have a fucking wash"
by Hector Knox June 25, 2005
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Beardo

A nutter or weirdo who happens to have a beard.
"I'd give money to that bum if he weren't such a beardo"

"Check him/her out, what a fucking beardo"
by Hector Knox December 27, 2005
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Oranjeboom-boom

The oh so terrible and totally unshakeable hangover brought upon by being skint causeing one to buy cheap shitty ale such as Kestrel/Special Brew/Oranjeboom and having a real big session on the aforementioned drinks.
a; you ok mate?
b; fuck no, I've got a bastard Oranjeboom-boom going on.

"Never again man! My head's pounding, I got a nasty Oranjeboom-boom and now i'm even skinter!"
by Hector Knox June 25, 2005
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Biscuit Tin

The rest room/ bath room/ toilet/ bogatries etc etc

An unsanitised and frankly disgusting shitty public toilet
"Excuse me old boy but I've had a few too many lagers and curry and so could you please direct me to the nearest Biscuit Tin?"
by Hector Knox December 27, 2005
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