Hector Knox's definitions

Nodads

A very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.

Example A:

Father: How about these trainers?

Son: No dad I don't want them.

Example B:

"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"

"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005

Pram-Head

A Word of Liverpudlian or Scouser origin.

A complete Assehole, male or female, who talks utter shit.

Generally found in a pub pissed up and trying to talk someone into either lending them money or supplying them with more drink.

So called a Pram-Head as they are full of shit and broken biscuits, like an old shitty pram or stroller used to transport babies and toddlers around in.

Example A;

Tom; Don't look now but Matt's just come into the pub...

Pete; Good, that fuckin' Pram-Head owes me a tenner.

Example B;

Man1; here mate lend us a tenner, I earn 5k a week me and and can pay it you back on Friday...

Man2: Fuck off you Pram-Head bastard

by Hector Knox March 11, 2008

Cock-Arse

Someone who is a complete cock but an absolute arse at the same time.

Example A:

"You alright pal?"
"No I'm fucking not, someone invited that Cock-Arse Tony to my party"

Example B:

"Do not invite Tony to my party, he's a Cock-Arse"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005

Alczheimers

Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.

More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.

A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia

Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?

Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.

by Hector Knox March 11, 2008

Oranjeboom-boom

The oh so terrible and totally unshakeable hangover brought upon by being skint causeing one to buy cheap shitty ale such as Kestrel/Special Brew/Oranjeboom and having a real big session on the aforementioned drinks.

a; you ok mate?
b; fuck no, I've got a bastard Oranjeboom-boom going on.

"Never again man! My head's pounding, I got a nasty Oranjeboom-boom and now i'm even skinter!"

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

Beardo

A nutter or weirdo who happens to have a beard.

"I'd give money to that bum if he weren't such a beardo"

"Check him/her out, what a fucking beardo"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005