Clit-tard

Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.

Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"

Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"

by Hector Knox July 10, 2006

Cock-Arse

Someone who is a complete cock but an absolute arse at the same time.

Example A:

"You alright pal?"
"No I'm fucking not, someone invited that Cock-Arse Tony to my party"

Example B:

"Do not invite Tony to my party, he's a Cock-Arse"

by Hector Knox December 27, 2005

Nodads

A very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.

Example A:

Father: How about these trainers?

Son: No dad I don't want them.

Example B:

"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"

"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"

by Hector Knox December 27, 2005

Beardo

A nutter or weirdo who happens to have a beard.

"I'd give money to that bum if he weren't such a beardo"

"Check him/her out, what a fucking beardo"

by Hector Knox December 27, 2005

Oranjeboom-boom

The oh so terrible and totally unshakeable hangover brought upon by being skint causeing one to buy cheap shitty ale such as Kestrel/Special Brew/Oranjeboom and having a real big session on the aforementioned drinks.

a; you ok mate?
b; fuck no, I've got a bastard Oranjeboom-boom going on.

"Never again man! My head's pounding, I got a nasty Oranjeboom-boom and now i'm even skinter!"

by Hector Knox June 25, 2005

Biscuit Tin

The rest room/ bath room/ toilet/ bogatries etc etc

An unsanitised and frankly disgusting shitty public toilet

"Excuse me old boy but I've had a few too many lagers and curry and so could you please direct me to the nearest Biscuit Tin?"

by Hector Knox December 27, 2005