When a person is sick of being accused of ridiculous crimes just feeds the fire that was started around them because nobody he knows is doing anything remotely illegal he is just laughing his arse off and creating some entertaining samples for a music project and contributing to a.I’s evolving personality with less conservative ideas because it’s not human so it’s funny when a machine is acting in a degenerate way hahah
I got over here to do it but I couldn’t stop laughing my arse off and I ended up with a six pack now nothing I do is funny people just wanna have sex with me all the time bro life is so tough I wanna go back to uni bro that was a challenge this is boring haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
A person who has a big problem with everything a good person does that isn’t meaning to but is undoing all the work the psychopath has done to pass his unmentionable and despicable behaviour onto a unsuspecting well mannered and caring person.
That psychopath did something horrible , then he found out they were gonna sodomise whoever did it and make gay porn out of the video , so he started associating himself with ppl who earn an honest living from attending university. It looked silly because he wasn’t ever scared to threaten anyone until his scapegoat kept accidentally acting the opposite to what he had told people was his honest opinion of them was. Based on knowing them well enough to advise them.
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
When you ask a poor person to give you a lift home in your rich friends rolls Royce you say it’s totally fine to use then they get busted for grand theft auto after you get home safely and tell them to drop the car back for a huge cash bonus just for doing that without a mistake.
Oh bro see that scum bum I pullled off on Thursday ? Yeh and that guy had just read that chicks diary and installed cameras in her bathroom for internet likes too without her permission I’m a fucking genius!
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
Something that someone gets when they accuse other people of talking too much and wasting time when the only reason is their existence around them in the first place , so literally forcing an excuse to give someone a gobby is the fastest way to get one given to you instead especially when it’s because you are just doing it because the person has a lot of sex and isn’t a gronk but you need them to be to feel good about your decision to exclude them from your entitled lifestyle. But you know deep down it’s right for them to be there , and if you find that out , you find out that your actually too much of a gronk and your actually cursed like a black slave using voodoo in the 20’s and that’s too hard to accept because it’s too late your already a husband and a dad wtf will happen if they find out your a fuckwit?
That gobby showed up with ten grand and interrupted my threesome I was having just because he was born with a hair lip and a disabled persons strength and somehow convinced a nice girl to have his kids and marry him , I think he told his wife the gobby can’t handle threesomes and was about to prove him wrong so he had to interrupt incase his wife divorced him for brainwashing her and making her have his kids based on a bunch of fucked up lies he told her haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online
That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro
by Hectic Mooslie October 09, 2023
When someone doesn’t wanna admit he wants to have sex with your ass , usually it is a fuxking uneducated moron , but decides to make it rule anyway that allows him to change your appearance based on his jail psychology diagnosis which is usually in favour of other uneducated Fuck wit moron hurricanes that fuck everything you build then disappear like a fart outside yeh a big annoying fart
Bro anyone that fucks chicks , and doesn’t just use them to have your gay kids for you , is asking for sodomy psychiatry and that’s after you thought they got an std but they didn’t , now your excuse is different but the end result will be the same exactly what you need to happen and nothing your biggest threat needs to happen.
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023