Hectic Mooslie's definitions
When a dude is doing well is tricked into saying something out of character because some little ring worm just blamed the black people for crimes he committed against the dude cos he’s a scum bag moron who just hates good people
Bro I’m gonna take a cyanide tablet because this little turd Burgular won’t stop destroying my life with his personal vendetta against people who party and fuck chicks for a job because he just pulled another fucking Kramer worm move on me for no reason just because I was gonna get laid and get paid bro fuck him
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Kramer wormmug. by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the System popmug. Something that someone gets when they accuse other people of talking too much and wasting time when the only reason is their existence around them in the first place , so literally forcing an excuse to give someone a gobby is the fastest way to get one given to you instead especially when it’s because you are just doing it because the person has a lot of sex and isn’t a gronk but you need them to be to feel good about your decision to exclude them from your entitled lifestyle. But you know deep down it’s right for them to be there , and if you find that out , you find out that your actually too much of a gronk and your actually cursed like a black slave using voodoo in the 20’s and that’s too hard to accept because it’s too late your already a husband and a dad wtf will happen if they find out your a fuckwit?
That gobby showed up with ten grand and interrupted my threesome I was having just because he was born with a hair lip and a disabled persons strength and somehow convinced a nice girl to have his kids and marry him , I think he told his wife the gobby can’t handle threesomes and was about to prove him wrong so he had to interrupt incase his wife divorced him for brainwashing her and making her have his kids based on a bunch of fucked up lies he told her haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Gobbymug. by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Vagmug. Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
Get the Windy popsmug. Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard
Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Turd burgularmug. by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the To do flatusmug.