4 definition by Hectic Mooslie

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Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out
Far out brah dat Shepard’s peeow gave me duh hectikest windy pops out my dick hole
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

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Dog
Like Ted but without a voice an adult toy source of entertainment
That dog needs a butler to remove dangle berry’s not a body guard brah
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

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A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm
Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

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Pills that look like ecstasy but which actually contain methadone / aka poo n spew meffas / common side effect is pooping and spewing at same time which resembles a dollar sign when seen from side profile standing up / when taken the person can experience surfing inside small waves getting barrelled even on the side of the road and at the shops
I wanna be hellfy , has anyone got any poo n spew meffas for dis party?
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

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