Heather's definitions

messed

drunk or high

Me and Candice got SOO messed last night at the bar!

by Heather February 8, 2004

ford

At least they circled the problem...

no examples here...fords just flat out suck. and thats all there is to it

by heather March 23, 2004

Peter Jackson

The greatest and most genius director ever! Has directed many movies, but most famous for Lord of the Rings trilogy...

"Hey did you hear about Peter Jackson's newest movie?"

by Heather December 9, 2004

Shymoniak

A large middle eastern mountain yak with large pointy horns and no teeth.

"Look at that gigantic shymoniak running down the side of that mountain!!!"

"They shot a tranquilizer dart at the raging rabid shymoniak."

by Heather February 12, 2005

shit far

Usually a response to a wild or outrageous story exclaimed in disbelief or awe by someone of Redneck heritage.

Bubba: Cletus done went & killed a 12 point deer out in the backyard.

Billy Jo: Shit Far!

by Heather November 9, 2004

Relient K

The best CHRISTIAN band out there today!

Like those bands dont even compare to Relient K

by Heather September 27, 2003

yous guys

midwest version of y'all

What are yous guys up to?

by Heather April 4, 2005