Heather's definitions

yous guys

midwest version of y'all

What are yous guys up to?

by Heather April 4, 2005

ephore

an ugly cunt faced skeet suckin dick lickin bitch

maddie is a such a fuckin ephore

by heather March 18, 2005

get out of punx

When we went to DISNEYLAND, they kicked us out suddenly.
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
they told me to wash hair. they told me to take off jackets.
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
disneyland get out of punx to make fuckin money
disneyland get out of punx to make fuckin dream
disneyland wanna make dream. so they put down punx
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
they make fuckin money. they make fuckin dream
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick

Here, now we never have to search for the fucking lyrics again.

by Heather November 26, 2004

slipknot

1) A band who are, in case you didn't know, about to split up... Just ask Mr Jordison or the other ones who have a band and now sound so much better. Little kiddies like to think they're metal.
Remedy: listen to Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

2) A knot around your neck which will kill you if you dangle from it. Death can be anywhere from instant neck-breaking to prolongued (up to 30mins) strangulation, depending on how much you struggle.
Remedy: none, you're fucked.

Dude 1 "Dude, that kid's got a Slipknot hoody on"
Dude 2 "Quick, hand him a copy of enter decent album here"

by Heather April 28, 2003

DMC

Darryl McDaniels of Run DMC; Devastating Mic Control; D = Never dirty, M.C. = mostly clean.

My name is Darryl, you can call him D
You can call me Darryl Mack, or you can call him DMC
People always ask, "DMC, what does it mean?"
D's for never dirty, MC for mostly clean
--King of Rock



DMC stands for devastating mic control
You can't touch me with a ten foot pole
--Rock Box

by Heather April 12, 2005

watercross

the greatest sport ever invented by mankind! Basically it started with the ever cool people who like to, while snomobiling in the winters, skip over open water. It evolved into the ever popular sport it is today. Generally you take a snowmobile...put about 5 grand into it...perhaps more, maybe less, take off the seat, and put some rope and a bouy on it, and push the throttle! It started off with just drags. 3 people race at a time, they must stay in their lanes, between the bouys...and first one to pass the finish line wins (same as any other race dumasses!). Theres different heats and as u win, you keep progressing into the semi-finals and finally the final race. Many classes are involved, depending on what size motor ur sled has. Today racers race in drag classes, oval classes (where 3 racers race 3 times around a set of bouys), and the ever-infamous jump class. for more information go to www.iwausa.org

Cool Guy 1: "dude u goin to the watercross race next weekend??"

Cool Guy 2: "hell yea dude! Lotta racin, lotta drinkin, lotta partyin!"

by heather March 24, 2004

emo pussy

a boy who hides in dark corners crying and slitting his wrists, while listening to crappy emo music. wears tight jeans and band Ts(of his fav emo band). has 'emo hair'. usaully has 'emo glasses' or 'nerd glasses'. aka an emo boy.

see: faggot

emo pussy:*crys while listening to hawthorne heights*


Me:"look at that emo pussy crying in the corner. what a fucking faggot."

by Heather July 8, 2005