Heather's definitions

Shymoniak

A large middle eastern mountain yak with large pointy horns and no teeth.

"Look at that gigantic shymoniak running down the side of that mountain!!!"

"They shot a tranquilizer dart at the raging rabid shymoniak."

by Heather February 12, 2005

shit far

Usually a response to a wild or outrageous story exclaimed in disbelief or awe by someone of Redneck heritage.

Bubba: Cletus done went & killed a 12 point deer out in the backyard.

Billy Jo: Shit Far!

by Heather November 9, 2004

yous guys

midwest version of y'all

What are yous guys up to?

by Heather April 4, 2005

Peter Jackson

The greatest and most genius director ever! Has directed many movies, but most famous for Lord of the Rings trilogy...

"Hey did you hear about Peter Jackson's newest movie?"

by Heather December 9, 2004

slipknot

1) A band who are, in case you didn't know, about to split up... Just ask Mr Jordison or the other ones who have a band and now sound so much better. Little kiddies like to think they're metal.
Remedy: listen to Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

2) A knot around your neck which will kill you if you dangle from it. Death can be anywhere from instant neck-breaking to prolongued (up to 30mins) strangulation, depending on how much you struggle.
Remedy: none, you're fucked.

Dude 1 "Dude, that kid's got a Slipknot hoody on"
Dude 2 "Quick, hand him a copy of enter decent album here"

by Heather April 28, 2003

get out of punx

When we went to DISNEYLAND, they kicked us out suddenly.
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
they told me to wash hair. they told me to take off jackets.
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
disneyland get out of punx to make fuckin money
disneyland get out of punx to make fuckin dream
disneyland wanna make dream. so they put down punx
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
they make fuckin money. they make fuckin dream
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick

Here, now we never have to search for the fucking lyrics again.

by Heather November 26, 2004

boy

Boy: A Stupid Ass Hippie Huggin Ho who needs to shut the fuck up and stop thinking constently about getting laid... just face it.. UR NEVER GONNA FUCK! If they are lucky they might actually get some.. but thats kinda rare. A boy is what a man (a guy who has got some) refers to.. in definition.. boys are virgin idiots.. and men are merely boys who have been laid at least once.. in perspective.. they are pretty much the same, only one has fucked and the other is still a virgin.. I only wonder why chicks are defined as a "ho" when a guy can do the same shit and be labeled as a "PIMP"... shut the fuck up you idiot ass fucktard.. get a life and get laid.. eventually.. yes it will happen.. thats when they will become a man and that is when they are married and are pussywhipped fuckers. Until a boy has become a man he normally jacksoff to get pleasure.. they may even be desperate enough to say " I wish I were a dog so I could suck my own cock." Thats stupid.. if you were a dog, you would be pushed around.. and it would literally suck balls.

Your boyfriend.

by Heather January 21, 2004