Heather's definitions

Shabbir

funny as hell, an awesome friend, a great singer, known for making people smile when they are sad

Shabbir is my favorite person in the whole world, I love him.

by Heather March 4, 2004

central knetting

1. the 'in' crowd

1. Unfortunately, my possession of a pocket protector has made it impossible for me to be part of the central knetting.

by Heather October 26, 2003

fuck monkey

A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.

When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.

by Heather December 24, 2003

sexolita

a really sexy spanish woman

I'd do that sexolita in a second

by heather May 10, 2003

Nole

1- also known as semenholes, criminoles and residents of TALLY-HO!

Q: what did the gator grad say to the nole grad?
A: it's spelled defendant you fucking moron!

by heather November 8, 2004

Jossed

to have accepted canon in a show or book or real life changed to siut facts that are currently convienient to the author.

Name comes from Buffy/Angel fanficiton due to the fact that the shows' creator Joss Whedon constantly did this, causing considerable irritation to fans and fanficcers worldwide.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S2, Spike clearly names Angel as his Sire, with the words "you were my Yoda,man!"

Come season 3 or 4 this is changed to Drusilla being his sire.

by Heather April 23, 2004

emo pussy

a boy who hides in dark corners crying and slitting his wrists, while listening to crappy emo music. wears tight jeans and band Ts(of his fav emo band). has 'emo hair'. usaully has 'emo glasses' or 'nerd glasses'. aka an emo boy.

see: faggot

emo pussy:*crys while listening to hawthorne heights*


Me:"look at that emo pussy crying in the corner. what a fucking faggot."

by Heather July 8, 2005