slipknot

1) A band who are, in case you didn't know, about to split up... Just ask Mr Jordison or the other ones who have a band and now sound so much better. Little kiddies like to think they're metal.
Remedy: listen to Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

2) A knot around your neck which will kill you if you dangle from it. Death can be anywhere from instant neck-breaking to prolongued (up to 30mins) strangulation, depending on how much you struggle.
Remedy: none, you're fucked.

Dude 1 "Dude, that kid's got a Slipknot hoody on"
Dude 2 "Quick, hand him a copy of enter decent album here"

by Heather April 28, 2003

ford

At least they circled the problem...

no examples here...fords just flat out suck. and thats all there is to it

by heather March 23, 2004

Peter Jackson

The greatest and most genius director ever! Has directed many movies, but most famous for Lord of the Rings trilogy...

"Hey did you hear about Peter Jackson's newest movie?"

by Heather December 09, 2004

yous guys

midwest version of y'all

What are yous guys up to?

by Heather April 04, 2005

chesea jenkins

alright chelsea* i love you & whoever worte that abt you is just sealous of you! they are dumbass's b/c they cant even spell ur damn name! i love you

ur the best!! Best friends!

by Heather May 04, 2003

Ghetto Booty

A nice way of putting that you have a fat ass.

by heather October 29, 2003

J.R.R. Tolkien

The biggest genius when it comes to writing... Knew many languages and wrote many books in his days... Best known for Lord of the Rings, and The Hobbit. Many people very thankful for his works...

"Hey what Tolkien books have you read?"

by Heather December 09, 2004