Heather's definitions

Maynard James Keenan

The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.

One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...

by Heather April 7, 2004

grundle

the hot spot under a mans boys right before you get to his bung

" ooooh baby, i likes when you KY my grundle up "

by Heather November 2, 2003

hammer

Another term for 'bad weed'

"Damn, yo shit is hammered ass weed"

by heather July 19, 2006

yo-yo knickers

a lady, or in this age, gentleman, who is selectively promiscuous.

first seen in Ireland in the 1970s

She must have yo-yo knickers to have slept with that many guys.

by heather September 24, 2004

klarice

Cute, big cheeks, named after a reindeer, blue eyes, super hawt, loves boys, brunette. She loves to hang with friends and always has a good time. Is always embarrassed by family and dresses over the top. She absolutely loves outdoors. Klarices always get what they want and are often the "favorite child".

Wow! That girl is wearing a lot of lipgloss! She must be a Klarice

by Heather June 23, 2014

benis

Slang for penis; used as a humorous alternative to penis when around children , etc.

I saw Ryan with his benis in the dog.

by hEaThEr December 22, 2003

moose knuckles

A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.

Check out the moose knucks on that freak!

by Heather January 1, 2005