Definitions by Heath Oyama bangs horses

Puke Fantasy

The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because you’re hung over.

Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.

Puke Fantasy by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023

On the wand

When you introduce your girlfriend to the Hitachi Magic Wand and all she does is masterbate all day long

Me and Julie used to do stuff but now she’s on the wand and won’t leave her bedroom

On the wand by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023

Drako 

A slang term for gun

Cody is selling a drako but will trade for weed

Drako by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023

Fresno sun rise 

A red beer with a raw egg in it. The yolk will sink to the bottom and to finish the drink one will need to tip their glass way up and experience the same fear Fresno Tweekers feel when the yellow yolk moves closer like the rising morning sun

Me and Tom had 2 Fresno Sun rises at sundown

Fresno sun rise by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 5, 2023

Burnt soup 

They way the house smells from too much sex or masterbation.

I love Julie, but home girl is on the wand and her crib smells like burnt soup.

Burnt soup by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 5, 2023

Fresno Christmas Wreath 

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

Fresno Christmas Wreath by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

Fresno Christmas Wreath 

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

Fresno Christmas Wreath by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021