He's the boxman's definitions

jarlsberg

Pronounced Yarlsberg
The best tasting cheese in existence!!
Originally from Laurvig and Jarlsberg country, South of Norway.

2006 is Jarlsberg's 50th Anniversary

by He's the boxman September 22, 2006

Ferragamo

Full name - Salvatore Ferragamo
A kick-ass Italian designer brand. Theire products include clothes, shoes, bags, accessories, eye-wear and perfume.
Ferragamo is known for its prestige and top-of-the-range quality

Salvatore Ferragamo began its line in mid '20s

by He's the boxman September 26, 2006

stalkerfication

the art of stalking someone you either really hate or realy love. either way, the person you are stalking will get SO annoyed that they will carry out a restraining order against you.

"What's the restraining order for? Abuse? Domestic violence?"
"Worse...I put him up for stalkerfication"

by He's the boxman September 19, 2006

spoon rape

When you wake up the morning after a party and notice someone (usually the ugliest guy/girl you've seen in your entire life) sleeping next to you, spooning you.

WTF?? I've been spoon raped!

by He's the boxman September 28, 2006

artificial music

So called "bands" or "music groups" that DONT make and play their own music.
Examples of death music include:
- techno (THE MOST artificial music)
- house
- rnb (with some exceptions)

WTF are you listening to? Is that artificial music? OMG turn that down

by He's the boxman September 22, 2006

body chocolate

Specially made chocolate for smearing onto your partner's skin. Awesome to smear on, even better to lick off.

Body chocolate is the shiZ

by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

moon grass

Weed you have stored in your ass for safe keepings, or in fear of getting busted by the cops.

"Dude, i want what your smoking"
"Are you sure? It's moon grass"

by He's the boxman September 21, 2006