He's the boxman's definitions

minus18

an underage gayclub in Melbourne. They hand out free glow sticks and condoms at the door.

"Where did u get that glow stick?"
"At Minus18"

by He's the boxman September 20, 2008

top gangsta

In a group of friends, the top gangsta is the one who can talk gangsta-style for the longest and has the most gangsta vocab. Be serious people, we all talk gangsta within our chicks at one stage in our lives. Being top gangsta is a great achievement and we wear the Top Gangsta name with pride.

Move out the way, biatch! Top Gangsta coming through!

by He's the boxman September 26, 2006

Altona

An awesome suburb in Melbourne, by the bay.
The bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
It's an awesome place to live, but

A: dude, where are you going tonight?
B: Altona, man. Where else would I want to be?
A: Aight, ma bad

by He's the boxman September 16, 2006

artificial music

So called "bands" or "music groups" that DONT make and play their own music.
Examples of death music include:
- techno (THE MOST artificial music)
- house
- rnb (with some exceptions)

WTF are you listening to? Is that artificial music? OMG turn that down

by He's the boxman September 22, 2006

body chocolate

Specially made chocolate for smearing onto your partner's skin. Awesome to smear on, even better to lick off.

Body chocolate is the shiZ

by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

drug count

When you try to remember what kind-, and how much- drugs you've just taken. This is usually followed by the user craking up hesterically because they cannnot remember their own names, let alone what drugs they were smoking.

Almost impossible to do a drug count.

by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

cholaxitive

When you make a chocolate mud cake but instead of have plain chocolate icing ontop, you smear it with chocolate flavoured laxative instead
Best prank ever

Got him with the cholaxitive

by He's the boxman September 22, 2006