42 definitions by He's the boxman

When you wake up the morning after a party and notice someone (usually the ugliest guy/girl you've seen in your entire life) sleeping next to you, spooning you.
by He's the boxman September 28, 2006
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An awesome suburb in Melbourne, by the bay.
The bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
It's an awesome place to live, but
A: dude, where are you going tonight?
B: Altona, man. Where else would I want to be?
A: Aight, ma bad
by He's the boxman September 16, 2006
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A person who thinks they are emo, but are not. They are just posers and wannabe emos
There is a difference between emos and emo-esques
by He's the boxman September 29, 2006
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Pronounced Yarlsberg
The best tasting cheese in existence!!
Originally from Laurvig and Jarlsberg country, South of Norway.
by He's the boxman September 22, 2006
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A lame cutting tool emos try to cut themselves with
Omg diary, like i totally bled black when i slit my wrists with a blunt knife

by He's the boxman September 24, 2006
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possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.
by He's the boxman September 24, 2006
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THE most confusing booklet given to us by the Australian Taxation Office. It's supppose to 'help' with completing your Tax return properly - but it SO DOESN'T!. The TaxPack just confuses you even more.
Jeez, this stupid TaxPack is not helping
by He's the boxman September 26, 2006
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