Definitions by He's the boxman

crystal gardens

Awesome as chemistry experiment. You literally watch these crystals grow before your very eyes within minutes!! They can grow many different colours, depending on what reactant you add.

After a while, the crystal gardens turn to an off colour, break off and die.
Yes, i am a geek
No, im not a hippie

crystal gardens by He's the boxman September 21, 2006

corner work 

Another term for working as a prostitute.
i.e Working at the corner (for money)

"So what are you up to tonight?"
"I've got my corner work to cover"

corner work by He's the boxman September 21, 2006

emetib 

E.M.E.T.I.B ...now reverse it
boo-yah

emetib. got that? good. now reverse it.

emetib by He's the boxman September 19, 2006

stalkerfication 

the art of stalking someone you either really hate or realy love. either way, the person you are stalking will get SO annoyed that they will carry out a restraining order against you.

"What's the restraining order for? Abuse? Domestic violence?"
"Worse...I put him up for stalkerfication"

stalkerfication by He's the boxman September 19, 2006

southern fire 

A term for describing the feeling of having crabs.

Man, it's a southern fire down there!

southern fire by He's the boxman September 19, 2006

Altona

An awesome suburb in Melbourne, by the bay.
The bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
It's an awesome place to live, but

A: dude, where are you going tonight?
B: Altona, man. Where else would I want to be?
A: Aight, ma bad

Altona by He's the boxman September 16, 2006

Salmon Berry 

Vaginal ejaculation. That is, white stuff coming from a woman's vagina, pre- during- or post- sex

Ryan loves a salmon berry

Salmon Berry by He's the boxman August 17, 2006