southern fire

A term for describing the feeling of having crabs.

Man, it's a southern fire down there!

by He's the boxman September 19, 2006

spoon rape

When you wake up the morning after a party and notice someone (usually the ugliest guy/girl you've seen in your entire life) sleeping next to you, spooning you.

WTF?? I've been spoon raped!

by He's the boxman September 28, 2006

Altona

An awesome suburb in Melbourne, by the bay.
The bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
It's an awesome place to live, but

A: dude, where are you going tonight?
B: Altona, man. Where else would I want to be?
A: Aight, ma bad

by He's the boxman September 16, 2006

artificial music

So called "bands" or "music groups" that DONT make and play their own music.
Examples of death music include:
- techno (THE MOST artificial music)
- house
- rnb (with some exceptions)

WTF are you listening to? Is that artificial music? OMG turn that down

by He's the boxman September 23, 2006

crossfire

The painful sensation of puting too much heat gel on your skin

Damn, this crossfire is caning. I think I put way too much heat gel on.

by He's the boxman September 27, 2006

drug count

When you try to remember what kind-, and how much- drugs you've just taken. This is usually followed by the user craking up hesterically because they cannnot remember their own names, let alone what drugs they were smoking.

Almost impossible to do a drug count.

by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

minus18

an underage gayclub in Melbourne. They hand out free glow sticks and condoms at the door.

"Where did u get that glow stick?"
"At Minus18"

by He's the boxman September 19, 2006