19 definitions by Haywood Jablowme

Hindian

A native person of India, practicing the Hindu religion. They come from the order hindius indius and are indiginous to the indian tectonic plate. they dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont know english to confuse the fuck out of ther rest of us.

"No, you stupid Hindian, I want my fucking money back, not a Harry Potter pillow set!"

-Aaron Spalding

by Haywood Jablowme February 22, 2005

tikikafufu

a highly uncontagious disesase involving a dogs pelvic region. you can get this disease from having intercourse with female dogs.

"Dude i fucked a dog, and now im dying from tikikafufu."

by Haywood Jablowme November 6, 2007

dike

A large vertical igneous intrustion.

Hey check out that dike!

WOW shes a beaut!

by Haywood Jablowme December 11, 2003

Cranky Hanky

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.

I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.

by Haywood Jablowme November 1, 2004

molly pye

wench. wannabe pornstar working as prostitute. booked friday's. doesn't work saturday's. half priced on thursday's

i hear molly's in town. can't wait till thursday!

by Haywood Jablowme April 22, 2005

triple z

boobs the size of cars. Usually having the power to pound a steak into cement.

Those triple z's could knock out Mike Tyson.

by Haywood Jablowme April 7, 2004

Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.

by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004