Hawn Gnarley's definitions

wall banging

wall banging is a sex act where you knock your partner against the wall violently.

dont ever do wall banging it just aint right

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014

native american goodbye

When you are forced to leave an area by either being relocated to a reservation or by getting murdered.

the cherokees had a native american goodbye done to them by the europeans.

by Hawn Gnarley August 20, 2014

www.urbandictionary.com

A site that will shoot down most of the good definitions you post.

www.urbandictionary.com has shot down many good definitions that I tried to post. Not all of them are good, but many are.

by Hawn Gnarley August 23, 2014

Double Handjob

definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)

definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.

double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.

jenna haze handjob penis cock stroke Double Handjob

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014

gull shit

something that is terrible or of bad quality, also a phrase few people use, which makes it cool.

this food is gull shit.

by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

nicholas cage

a immortal who is also an actor. nicholas cage will walk the earth for years to come. if you look up nicholas cage being an immortal you will see a picture of him from the civil war.

nicholas cage has lived for centuries.

by Hawn Gnarley July 21, 2014

Lemon Racing

Lemon racing is the act of having a group of friends(you included) finding the most crappy worthless vehicle you can rent borrow or own, and racing other people who also found such vehicles. a byproduct of this type of racing is usually cars breaking down or exploding.

the reason why lemon racing is called "lemon" is because lemon is a term for a terrible car.

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014