Hawn Gnarley's definitions

Lemon Racing

Lemon racing is the act of having a group of friends(you included) finding the most crappy worthless vehicle you can rent borrow or own, and racing other people who also found such vehicles. a byproduct of this type of racing is usually cars breaking down or exploding.

the reason why lemon racing is called "lemon" is because lemon is a term for a terrible car.

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014

wall banging

wall banging is a sex act where you knock your partner against the wall violently.

dont ever do wall banging it just aint right

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014

Double Handjob

definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)

definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.

double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.

jenna haze handjob penis cock stroke Double Handjob

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014

Quote Theory

The Quote theory states that no matter how insane, unscientific, unrealistic, and inane a quote is...people are likely to believe it is either true or actually written by said person, if it is written down in a book or the internet. for example taking hitlers quotes out of context when he states that religion causes problems, and thus attributing him to be an atheist because of that phrase.

Quote theory if true, could be one of the most destructive things to a persons character. as anyone could make up any quote from out of their ass and defame them to hell.

by Hawn Gnarley July 4, 2014

red

the color red is a sign of power, and it is the color that most women are attracted to.

red cars are known for having the most speeding tickets.

by Hawn Gnarley July 5, 2014

size princess

a size princess is the opposite of a size queen. a size princess likes very small penises.

size princesses are not very common.

by Hawn Gnarley July 5, 2014

nicholas cage

a immortal who is also an actor. nicholas cage will walk the earth for years to come. if you look up nicholas cage being an immortal you will see a picture of him from the civil war.

nicholas cage has lived for centuries.

by Hawn Gnarley July 21, 2014