the act of masturbating someone untill they die. can be done to men or women. arguably the most pleasurable way to die.
masturbacide is how i want to die.
by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014
a layman theist, laytheist is someone who does not know much about their religion but follows it anyways.
laytheists tend to get beat in debates by other religious people or atheists. since they do not know much about their religion they usually do not really follow it well if at all.
laytheists tend to get beat in debates by other religious people or atheists. since they do not know much about their religion they usually do not really follow it well if at all.
kirk cameron is a laytheist.
by Hawn Gnarley August 02, 2014
www.urbandictionary.com has shot down many good definitions that I tried to post. Not all of them are good, but many are.
by Hawn Gnarley August 24, 2014
this food is gull shit.
by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014
definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)
definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.
double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.
definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.
double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.
by Hawn Gnarley July 04, 2014
A medicine used over the counter to numb the mouth, so as to take away pain.
The other use, which is better, is to put it on ones genitals to make sex last a very long time. Unfortunately sensitivity is decreased so it is a double edged sword.
The other use, which is better, is to put it on ones genitals to make sex last a very long time. Unfortunately sensitivity is decreased so it is a double edged sword.
by Hawn Gnarley August 12, 2014
The Quote theory states that no matter how insane, unscientific, unrealistic, and inane a quote is...people are likely to believe it is either true or actually written by said person, if it is written down in a book or the internet. for example taking hitlers quotes out of context when he states that religion causes problems, and thus attributing him to be an atheist because of that phrase.
Quote theory if true, could be one of the most destructive things to a persons character. as anyone could make up any quote from out of their ass and defame them to hell.
by Hawn Gnarley July 04, 2014