Hawn Gnarley's definitions

gull shit

something that is terrible or of bad quality, also a phrase few people use, which makes it cool.

this food is gull shit.

by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

masturbacide

the act of masturbating someone untill they die. can be done to men or women. arguably the most pleasurable way to die.

masturbacide is how i want to die.

by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

wall banging

wall banging is a sex act where you knock your partner against the wall violently.

dont ever do wall banging it just aint right

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014

nicholas cage

a immortal who is also an actor. nicholas cage will walk the earth for years to come. if you look up nicholas cage being an immortal you will see a picture of him from the civil war.

nicholas cage has lived for centuries.

by Hawn Gnarley July 21, 2014

commercial

for the most part, a waste of time. why do we have to watch advertisements on cable/satellite t.v. when we pay for the television and the fucking services to watch programs? The damn companies are money hungry and can't be happy with the 106 dollars a month we pay them for t.v. channels.

cable and satelite providers that show commercials like direct tv and comcast, and time warner and eagle communications, and many others need to be replaced by companies that actually care about their customers.

by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014

laytheist

a layman theist, laytheist is someone who does not know much about their religion but follows it anyways.
laytheists tend to get beat in debates by other religious people or atheists. since they do not know much about their religion they usually do not really follow it well if at all.

kirk cameron is a laytheist.

by Hawn Gnarley August 3, 2014

Double Handjob

definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)

definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.

double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.

jenna haze handjob penis cock stroke Double Handjob

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014