HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Electric stove

An electric stove is a stupid stove which make food taste like plastic! No matter how well you cook it or how seasoned it is, nothing can mask the plastic taste that electric stoves leave on food.

Tony: I cooked rice and beans and meat and spaghetti on an electric stove. It taste like plastic! So I got rid of the electric stove and bought a gas stove. Gas stoves add flavor!

Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!

by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023

Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is short for Quit or Vitamin Quit. Sometimes, you need to quit relationships because they have been toxic lately.

Tony: I'm quitting this relationship, Ritter. It's toxic.

Ritter: You can't quit. You're supposed to bark like a dog.

Tony: I'm taking 4mg of Vitamin Q!

*Walks away.

by HawaiianPunch1 May 18, 2025

NZT-49

NZT-49 is a fictional drug with no side effects and it makes you smarter and more energetic. It has brain derived neurotrophic factor and makes your brain grow, so the intelligence boost can become permanent. NZT-49 may also cure depression. It's like a better version of NZT-48. NZT-49 is inspired mostly by NSI-189. NZT is also by Amphetamine and 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone stack, Modafinil, Selegiline, Phenylpiracetam, Adderall, Ritalin, Afobazole, Gingko, Omega 3's, Opicapone, Kratom, Memantine, and 9-Me-BC. NZT-48 is addictive. NZT-49 is non-addictive.

Eddie Morra: I hired another lab to remodify NZT-48 and took NZT-49. I tapered off NZT-48 and NZT-49. I can see 50 moves ahead of you.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 29, 2021

DMAX

DMAX is code for Dimethylallylxanthine. DMAX is 10 times stronger than Caffeine (Trimethylxanthine, TMX). DMAX dose range is 10mg to 40mg and it takes 3 hours to kick in. Caffeine takes 30 minutes to kick in.

Dave: I tried 40mg of DMAX and was hyper for hours.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 10, 2024

Mod

Mod is short for Modafinil. Sometimes, it also refers to Armodafinil, but Armod I'd usually used.

Steve: I need Mod. I need Mod pills.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 23, 2024

Happy Powder

Happy Powder is NSI-189 powder. The dose range is 40mg to 80mg and it grows the hippocampus, cures depression, and makes you happy. Happy powder is also D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl and D,L- Deprenyl. The dose range for D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl is 10mg to 60mg. The dose range of D,L-Deprenyl is 10mg to 60mg. Diphenylprolinol is also happy powder. You weigh the powder in a scale and then mix it with water and drink it. Diphenylprolinol Happy Powder dose range.
Light: 15 – 20 mg

Common: 20 – 40 mg

Strong: 40 – 50 mg+ (up to 100mg)

Duration: 6 hours - 12 hours.

Methiopropamine is also happy powder. The dose range for Methiopropamine is 20mg to 50mg+.

Kratom is happy powder. The dose is is around 2g to 6g+.

I took 80mg of NSI-189 for 2 weeks. My depression is gone and I am happy. Thanks Happy powder.

I then took 50mg Diphenylprolinol with 30mg D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl. I am happy.

by HawaiianPunch1 January 11, 2022

Eufy

Eufy is a disk shaped cleaning device. It cleans away more than dirt and messes. It cleans away all your problems. Narcissist ex-girlfriends, gone. Mental problems, gone. Marital problems, gone. Insecurities, gone.

Dave: Eufy cleans away all my problems!

Eufy: *cleans away problems.

*Engine noises.

Dave: Eufy! :D

by HawaiianPunch1 March 15, 2024