Hatetouch's definitions

Hawkgasm

The tingle in your pants you get when random people stroke your mohawk.

"Man I got a huge hawkgasm when she touched my hawk."

"Ohhhhhhhhh don't stop playing with my hawk random dude I'm about to hawkgasm!!!"

by Hatetouch January 9, 2008

Phaser

Someone who switches from scene to scene as they please for fashion and getting laid

"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Ex-Dream

Any dream involving Ex-girlfriends. Positive or negative.

"Man I had another fucking ex-dream, it was all happy and nice and then I woke up pissed off to shit, my day was fucked from start!"

"Man I had another fucking ex-dream, it was all fucked she was a total twat and then I woke up pissed off to shit, my day was fucked from start!"

by HateTouch January 4, 2008

Nickel Flip

A short duration of time.

"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Anti-Ocianely

Someone who is anti-social but anti-lonely, a complex condition where someone dislikes most people but gets very lonely and wishes they had friends.

"Fuck those tards, where are the normal people to hang out with? Oh yeah no where, so I guess it's another night with myself. Weeee it's so fun being anti-ocianely"

by HateTouch January 4, 2008

Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Gunk

Goober and Punk combined

"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"

by HateTouch January 3, 2008