Definitions by HateMainstreamMusic
Pontiac
Horrible car manufacturer, a wretched division of GM (Chevy, Buick, Caddie, GMC, Saturn and Daewoo/Opel/Holden also shares the same reputation as piles of hog shits, with the exceptions of Hummer and Saab). Avoid Pontiac at all costs; has engine/trasmission failure, glitches, fugly looking car with bad engineering, followed by liable warranty that may amaze you in your dreams. Drive the car and you will see how crappy the Ponties are. Especially with minivans and SUVS.
Owner #1: I bought my Pontiac Montana today! It is spacious, good and big.
Owner #2: I bought my G6/Gran Prix today! Cool looking sedan, and drives well.
Owner #3 (Former/non GM driver): You guys are fumbducks! Drive for a while and your car will get fucked up.
Owner #2: I bought my G6/Gran Prix today! Cool looking sedan, and drives well.
Owner #3 (Former/non GM driver): You guys are fumbducks! Drive for a while and your car will get fucked up.
Pontiac by HateMainstreamMusic April 30, 2008
Jojo
(n.) Celebrity, countable
A teenyslut who is ascended from hell, bound to destroy every young children's souls who are destined to become the next upright & talented stars (not like Avril Lavigne, Macauculay Culkin, Gwen Stefani or Zac Efron). Made a high school dropout just before debuting as a singer at an age of 13~15. Keeps herself too busy touting her Guccis and overpriced shits while other girls are dying hard obeying parents' orders. Became a jailbait after her immediate success of her crapsongs. Currently working on her way becoming a superslut, only to be rivalled by Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears and more.
A teenyslut who is ascended from hell, bound to destroy every young children's souls who are destined to become the next upright & talented stars (not like Avril Lavigne, Macauculay Culkin, Gwen Stefani or Zac Efron). Made a high school dropout just before debuting as a singer at an age of 13~15. Keeps herself too busy touting her Guccis and overpriced shits while other girls are dying hard obeying parents' orders. Became a jailbait after her immediate success of her crapsongs. Currently working on her way becoming a superslut, only to be rivalled by Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears and more.
On Radio: Jojo's instant-hit songs include "Get Out", "A Little too Late" and "Baby It's You" (featuring now-screwed Bow Wow)
Average listener: Aww, fuck! Turn off this damn song! Ahh!
Average listener: Aww, fuck! Turn off this damn song! Ahh!
Jojo by HateMainstreamMusic April 29, 2008
V.I.C.
Yet another sidekick of Soulja Boy, who happens to be a half-assed crapper. Will never last for long; just an one-hit wonder and an attention seeker.
Sadly, they are the future of new hip-hop...
Sadly, they are the future of new hip-hop...
V.I.C. by HateMainstreamMusic April 29, 2008
Baby Boy Da Prince
Another faggot from Deep South. Perfect example of lesser known southern crap rap, just like DJ Khaled, and a notch below Soulja Boy and Dem Franchise Boyz. Known for crappy song "Naw Meen" (probablly means you know what I mean?)
Baby Boy Da Prince by HateMainstreamMusic April 25, 2008
Autodesk
Kick ass maker of AutoCad (architectural program), Revit (another archi program), and other hot shits.
From Wayne: I spent all afternoon playing Autocad (Autodesk software), and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.
High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"
High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"
Autodesk by HateMainstreamMusic April 16, 2008
Sean Kingston
A clean version of today's mainstream crappers. Sure he doesn't do shitty dance like Soulja Boy's Crank That dance or rap about girls in an explicit way ( like hoes, bitches or even whores), but he is still fucktard who still got no skills in rap. Leave the rapping business to true legends like Eminem, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Also known for his chubbiness.
Sean Kingston: You're way too Beauuuuuutifullll Girllllllll....... That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Average review: MAN, STFU!! who the fuck cares about how you are falling in love with girls? Guess what? You will never get any girls! FUCKING FATASS!
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Average review: MAN, STFU!! who the fuck cares about how you are falling in love with girls? Guess what? You will never get any girls! FUCKING FATASS!
Sean Kingston by HateMainstreamMusic April 15, 2008