Jojo

(n.) Celebrity, countable

A teenyslut who is ascended from hell, bound to destroy every young children's souls who are destined to become the next upright & talented stars (not like Avril Lavigne, Macauculay Culkin, Gwen Stefani or Zac Efron). Made a high school dropout just before debuting as a singer at an age of 13~15. Keeps herself too busy touting her Guccis and overpriced shits while other girls are dying hard obeying parents' orders. Became a jailbait after her immediate success of her crapsongs. Currently working on her way becoming a superslut, only to be rivalled by Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears and more.
On Radio: Jojo's instant-hit songs include "Get Out", "A Little too Late" and "Baby It's You" (featuring now-screwed Bow Wow)

Average listener: Aww, fuck! Turn off this damn song! Ahh!
by HateMainstreamMusic April 29, 2008
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Autodesk

Kick ass maker of AutoCad (architectural program), Revit (another archi program), and other hot shits.
From Wayne: I spent all afternoon playing Autocad (Autodesk software), and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"
by HateMainstreamMusic April 16, 2008
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Lil' Wayne

Shitty rapper who can only be rivalled by Akon, Kanye West, Soulja Boy, Diddy and even Vanilla Ice. Known for stealing lyrics from living artists and ghost writers, having a fugly look and obsessed with his homoerotic affection toward Ca$h Money kingpin Birdman and other fellows around him. Truly, he is one of the forefounders of hip-hop slaughter.
Lil' Wayne: OK, start with straight shots and then pop bottles,
Pour it on the models,
Shut up bitch, swallow,
If you can't swallow,
Shut up bitch, gargle...

Average Listener/ Critic/ Hip-hop fanatic: STFU! Fucking rhymeless, cock-sucking swagger jacker!
by HateMainstreamMusic August 05, 2008
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Laffs

Alternative name for Toronto Maple Leafs, the worst Canadian team and the worst sports franchise in North America.
Other names include Toronto Baby Leafs, or Leaks. Shares an identity of crap along with other major league franchises in toronto, The Toronto Blow Jays and Toronto Craptors (doesn't include newly debutted Toronto FC, Argos, and Toronto Rock).
The Laffs really sucks! They haven't won any Stanley Cup since 67'. And they won't win again for eternity!
by HateMainstreamMusic May 05, 2008
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adamo-chan

A rejected anime character proposed and popularized by anti-Koreans but it was axed by well-known anime artists and authors who thought this was way absurd. The Japanese government says adamo-chan is long gone from the Net, but there are speculations out there that he/she has returned to the Net, looking to destroy Korea with plenty of bullshits that might stain the image of every Asian in Asia.
The comic featuring adamo-chan, reads:
Will the-returned adamo-chan's famous Korea-bashing illustrations might save Japan? Find out on the next episode of exciting destruction against Korea starring the famous adamo-chan!

Authors: Cut! Cut! Cut! Burn this thing! This thing doesn't even make sense nor doesn't catch our excitement. And who the fuck is adamo-chan?
by HateMainstreamMusic June 16, 2008
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Blow Jays

Blow Jays suck!
Go Bosox! Go Yankees!
by HateMainstreamMusic May 05, 2008
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Sean Kingston

A clean version of today's mainstream crappers. Sure he doesn't do shitty dance like Soulja Boy's Crank That dance or rap about girls in an explicit way ( like hoes, bitches or even whores), but he is still fucktard who still got no skills in rap. Leave the rapping business to true legends like Eminem, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Also known for his chubbiness.
Sean Kingston: You're way too Beauuuuuutifullll Girllllllll....... That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over

Average review: MAN, STFU!! who the fuck cares about how you are falling in love with girls? Guess what? You will never get any girls! FUCKING FATASS!
by HateMainstreamMusic April 15, 2008
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