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Lil' Wayne

Shitty rapper who can only be rivalled by Akon, Kanye West, Soulja Boy, Diddy and even Vanilla Ice. Known for stealing lyrics from living artists and ghost writers, having a fugly look and obsessed with his homoerotic affection toward Ca$h Money kingpin Birdman and other fellows around him. Truly, he is one of the forefounders of hip-hop slaughter.
Lil' Wayne: OK, start with straight shots and then pop bottles,
Pour it on the models,
Shut up bitch, swallow,
If you can't swallow,
Shut up bitch, gargle...

Average Listener/ Critic/ Hip-hop fanatic: STFU! Fucking rhymeless, cock-sucking swagger jacker!
by HateMainstreamMusic September 30, 2008
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Sean Kingston

A clean version of today's mainstream crappers. Sure he doesn't do shitty dance like Soulja Boy's Crank That dance or rap about girls in an explicit way ( like hoes, bitches or even whores), but he is still fucktard who still got no skills in rap. Leave the rapping business to true legends like Eminem, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Also known for his chubbiness.
Sean Kingston: You're way too Beauuuuuutifullll Girllllllll....... That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over

Average review: MAN, STFU!! who the fuck cares about how you are falling in love with girls? Guess what? You will never get any girls! FUCKING FATASS!
by HateMainstreamMusic April 15, 2008
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Jojo

(n.) Celebrity, countable

A teenyslut who is ascended from hell, bound to destroy every young children's souls who are destined to become the next upright & talented stars (not like Avril Lavigne, Macauculay Culkin, Gwen Stefani or Zac Efron). Made a high school dropout just before debuting as a singer at an age of 13~15. Keeps herself too busy touting her Guccis and overpriced shits while other girls are dying hard obeying parents' orders. Became a jailbait after her immediate success of her crapsongs. Currently working on her way becoming a superslut, only to be rivalled by Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears and more.
On Radio: Jojo's instant-hit songs include "Get Out", "A Little too Late" and "Baby It's You" (featuring now-screwed Bow Wow)

Average listener: Aww, fuck! Turn off this damn song! Ahh!
by HateMainstreamMusic April 29, 2008
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Macarena

Ehhh, Macarena!

a typical way of a guy doing a girl, Spanish style!
by HateMainstreamMusic May 2, 2008
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Craptors

Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.
The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!
by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008
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Nexon

A illicit drug that is mixed with dried dog meat, dried kimchi, ground tobacco and white chalk powder. Imported illegally from South Korea, it is popular with lifeless gamers, koreanophiles and hippies who are worn from usual dose of marijuana.
Ingredients:

20 g dried dog meat
10 g dried kimchi, grounded or whole
5 g dried tobacco
1 g white chalk powder
any white paper for wrapping (2 cm * 6 cm works the best)

1. Grind the pieces of dog meat, kimchi and dried tobacco together in a mixer for 30 seconds.

2. Carefully sprinkle the chalk powders evenly around the mix.

3. Wrap the paper around the mix in a cigarette-style roll.

4. Enjoy!


Gamer: Whoa, I got high after having a dose of Nexon when I finished playing Maplestory.

DAMN YOU!
by HateMainstreamMusic June 26, 2008
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Autodesk

Kick ass maker of AutoCad (architectural program), Revit (another archi program), and other hot shits.
From Wayne: I spent all afternoon playing Autocad (Autodesk software), and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"
by HateMainstreamMusic April 16, 2008
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