Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."
by harry flashman July 23, 2003
by harry flashman August 01, 2003
Asian delicacy, fermented, salted brine shrimp (need not be kept refrigerated) that smells like your grandfather's spent 2 hours on the toilet overcoming constipation.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
A term of endearment a grown man says to his small child or a grown man says to another grown man only if he is secure in his own heterosexuality and absolutely certain beyond all doubt that the other grown man enjoys total confidence in his heterosexual orientation.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.
Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003