pithy

Full of or resembling pith, to the point, brief yet forceful.

While pithing at the urinal, Geraldo made a pithy remark to the burly man pithing next to him...it engendered a pithy reply and the loss of his Rolex watch.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

monominded

Singleminded; focused on one thing so intensely as to negate the instinct for self preservation.

Carlotta was so monominded about her apppearance that while grooming herself in the rearview mirror on the commute to work she compressed her Geo Metro to 3 feet in length on a stopped semi-trailer.

by harry flashman October 30, 2003

breff

Bad breath

Oswaldo got breff.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

schlobber

One who schlobs.

Rob was called a schlobber behind his back, which was unfair, as he'd only done it once and didn't like it.

by harry flashman October 11, 2003

loocid

The illucid vernacular for "loose of" or "lose".

Yerma-Mae told Jolene, "turn loocid that brides bouquet or you gonna loocid them fingers."

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

ass rash

A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.

Watch out for Ken...he's got an ass rash and is gonna be hard to get along with today.

by Harry Flashman August 31, 2004

horrorscope

The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.

I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last week...no cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003