ration of shit

Backtalk or verbal tirade.

Zip it, scumweasel...if I want a ration of shit out of you I'll squeeze your head.

by harry flashman August 02, 2003

holyfuckingshit

An expletive indicating mild surprise.

Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.

by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003

iaintdunnit

A categorical denial said immediately after the discovery of wrongdoing but before accusations have been made...an admission of guilt.

Everbody knowed Bubba stolt Cooters moonpie as soon as Bubba said, "iaintdunnit".

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

catshit and apple butter

An interjection indicating exasperation.

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

by harry flashman July 06, 2003

wooser

A loser; spoken thus by a small child who knows one when he sees one.

Keddy tennidy...wooser!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Rambo

A fictional Hollywood hero who portrays Vietnam veterans as maladapted losers, played by a steroidal actor who avoided the draft and dropped out of special ed in the 10th grade.

In a fit of rage brought on by post- traumatic stress disorder, haunting nightmares of bedwetting through age 12, and his seeming inability to enunciate words in excess of two syllables Rambo repeatedly thrust his fecal coated bayonet into the belly of the greedy industrialist who made his fortune by polluting the environment and clubbing baby harp seals to death for their soft, downy fur.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

groinal acreage

Body mass of the pubic area.

Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."

by harry flashman August 03, 2003