Harry flashman's definitions

italy

A country renowned for its military prowess.

Italy sent their army into Ethiopia in the 30's to overthrow the government of Haile Selassie and establish a colony...they were expelled by natives with spears.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

asswhuppin'

Intense physical retribution involving heavy bruising put upon a person in need of a life lesson in civility, politeness and manners.

Kenny King put an asswhuppin' on Larry.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

gargoyle

1. A woman resembling a fish. 2. To cleanse the throat and mouth.

1. With a snout like that, Juanita looks like a gargoyle. 2. Go gargoyle with Listerine, Greta.

by Harry Flashman November 12, 2003

nugget

A newly commissioned Naval Ensign, recognized by the prominently displayed shiny gold bars on his collar. Known for his/her eagerness, inexperience and folly.

We need someone to sign for all those missing 5"54 caliber white phosphorous shells...go get the nugget, Ensign Lemming.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

wooser

A loser; spoken thus by a small child who knows one when he sees one.

Keddy tennidy...wooser!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

serious emotional trauma

While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.

Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

frosted

To be or cause to be severely annoyed to the point of wanting to commit mayhem.

When Hillary got elected, it really frosted my balls and chapped my ass.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003