Harry flashman's definitions

inflatuation

An infatuation with flatulence.

Delbert loved to share his inflatuation with strangers in long lines at Wal-mart check-out counters and in long elevator rides.

by harry flashman August 14, 2003

wienie wagger

A male exhibitionist, flasher.

Darryl commiserated on the hard and difficult life of a wienie wagger...just last night he went into a bar called the "Queen Bee" and flashed his johnson with tragic and traumatic results...how could he have known it was a rough trade gay bar?

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

arse candle

A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.

Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."

by harry flashman August 16, 2003

no hable Ingles

Combined with a shrug, this is a useful phrase to avoid answering questions.

Q. Have you accepted our lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal Saviour? A. No hable Ingles.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

microgivashit

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.

What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

nodosity

The state or quality of being full of nodes(node=knob or swelling); knobiness.

As Mrs Dovetonsils called upon Megnao to complete the conjugation of the Latin verb "to love", she started off "Amo, Amas, Amat...", standing up, he began, "Amomus, Amamas, Amant..." and felt a stirring in his loins...a nodosity, as he pondered the archaic meaning of conjugation.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

shitweasel

Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003