limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

tu

An acronym for Tits Up, meaning inoperative, broken or non-functional. Pronounced Tango Uniform.

Wallops Island Control this is Charlie Golf, be advised my alpha gadget is tango uniform, over.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

flag

To single out for attention and scrutiny.

Flag his personnel file, Mr Hoover, I think his cousin was a Bolshevik.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

fujimom

A variation of fujimo (fuck you jack I'm moving out.) The additional "m" tacked on the end may stand for mofo.

I ain't sitting through the third act Il Travaore-On-Ice...fujimom.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

reniferous

1. adj.(from renal/kidneys) Having piss-like qualities.

1. Yo, Rob ain't nuthin but a reniferous piss-ant!

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

hockey puck

A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.

It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?

by harry flashman July 07, 2003

SORTS

A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.

I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003