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Definitions by Harry flashman

Larger.
Dammit, Ferndock...I can't calibrate the fuzing mechanism for a 200KT nuclear weapon with a 7/16th box end wrench...gimme the gigundy one.
gigundy by harry flashman July 12, 2003
God's personal Marine Corps.
Friggin' Franciscan's are getting their asses kicked by the Southern Baptists in Zimbabwe...send in the Jesuits!
Jesuits by harry flashman July 12, 2003

nosepicker 

A military officer who is a graduate of his or her respective service academy.
It wasn't LCDR Schmedlapp's leadership skills that identified her as a nosepicker...it was the USNA ring two fingers down from the one buried up to the second knuckle in her nose.
nosepicker by harry flashman July 12, 2003
A country renowned for its military prowess.
Italy sent their army into Ethiopia in the 30's to overthrow the government of Haile Selassie and establish a colony...they were expelled by natives with spears.
italy by harry flashman July 12, 2003

ringknocker 

To convey to all those present that he was a West Point graduate, Major Talliafero lightly rapped his ring on the wooden conference table signaling to all present that did not already know so from toilet paper stuck to his shoe that he was a ringknocker, and thus worthy of respect.
ringknocker by harry flashman July 12, 2003
A disparaging word combining the American slang "grunt" (a U.S. Marine) and the Japanese word "gaijin" (foreigner). Grunt + gaijin = Grunjin.
Bohannon-san, you Grunjin ...you tellible person...you trow-up rice-su nu-doh on new tatami mat.
Grunjin by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Proctologist 

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
Proctologist by harry flashman July 12, 2003