amuck

1. adv. (var. sp.) Frenzied and out of control. 2. n. An act of fornication by Buhwheet.
1. Percy forgot to take his thorazine and now he has run amok. 2. Yo, miatch...dum yhear an dimmy amuck.
by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003
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kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.
Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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bungrhoid

n. An asshole who also is a constant pain in the ass.
That motormouth bungrhoid is always stirring shit.
by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003
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flimpis

Excess scrotal tissue. The condition can be genetic and seldom leads to medical complications. Or more often its etiology can be traced to scarring caused my repeated zippering of skin that has not been safely retucked after urination. Flimpis is a rare medical condition, as those predisposed to more than one accidental zippering usually do not survive long enough to reach breeding age.
Sweet Jesus....got my flimpis hung up again.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003
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fuck me now

A cry of despair.
Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
by harry flashman August 05, 2003
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Chops

I had the best lamb chops at Bozart's in Brisbane.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
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apparatchik

An unquestioningly loyal female subordinate in the Democratic Party.
Susan McDougal and Monica Lewinsky were apparatchiks, one went down for a crime the other went down.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
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