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Definitions by Harry Flashman

phallitosis

Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.
phallitosis by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.
That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.
goober by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

scumweasel 

A lying, conniving sociopath. A person not to be trusted. A douchebag in sheep's clothing.
I should have known better, he was in politics before he became a salesman...what a scumweasel.
scumweasel by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
n. an undeserved, great wrong. v. to shaft, wrong or fuck over somebody undeservedly.
The Chief gave Dave the bone again, poor bastard.
bone by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

masungit 

A Filipino insult combining the best traits of an asshole, douchebag, and scumbag. A Filipino in need of anger management training and a personality implant.
Ai, that sagin-biter...Cordapio is masungit. (sagin is a euphemism for the penis)
masungit by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
1. You can depend on Rob to act like a maroon when he gets on his soapbox.
maroon by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

Weltangschlong

1. A world sized erection. 2. A variation of the German word for "world view", meaning one views the world from his solitary, nether eye.
1. I woke up this morning with a blue-veined Weltangschlong. 2. Women shouldn't judge me....it's my Weltangschlong, I can't help it.