316 definitions by Harry Flashman

Baja Alabama

The geographic region South of Alabama; Northwest Florida Panhandle.

Bubba didn't care for the anthropology Professor's implication that offspring born to natives of Baja Alabama often didn't have the benefit of married parents...what did he know?...his parents was kin before he was born.

by Harry Flashman August 11, 2003

peckerbreath

n. Characterized by having phallitosis.

Rob has the worst case of peckerbreath I have ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

wartling

Faux term of endearment.

Junior, my little wartling, come to Uncle Bubba and tell him about what made the toilet back up.

by Harry Flashman August 1, 2003

klugle

The type of phlegm coughed up by a Klansman after smoking unfiltered Lucky Strikes for 30 years.

Conrad hacked up a huge pulsating klugle with veins in it after discovering that the previous patient on the dialysis machine was Afro-American and Medicare wouldn't do anything about it.

by Harry Flashman September 18, 2003

klugle

A white robed seagull.

The klugle kept his beak shut while in the company of crows.

by Harry Flashman August 16, 2003

klugle

The dance style akin to clogging choreographed by Grand Imperial Wizard Kenny Krappeschiede for the 1999 production of "KKK Riverdance."

Though he still didn't think it was right, Kenny had a growing respect for Antwan-Jamal Washington in the lead...Jesus! That boy could klugle.

by Harry Flashman August 6, 2003

klugle

A KKK Klusterfuck, derived from cluster in English and kugel (ball) in German.

Leroy was damned well fed up with the Klan...tonight had turned into a klugle; Beauregard forgot the kerosene, Jerrol forgot the timber and Bubba forgot to get a permit or to notify Channel 33 so they could get the cross-burning on the 10 o'clock news...he was seriously considering moving to Detroit and associate with a better class of people.

by Harry Flashman July 30, 2003