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Definitions by Harry Flashman

1. A waste or garbage can. 2. The act of throwing something away.
1. Before you go home back up everything on your computer, set the alarm and empty your shitcan in the dumpster. 2. Shitcan that promotion recommendation for Mr Dovetonsils, he didn't empty his shitcan last night and we're shitcanning him.
shitcan by harry flashman July 19, 2003

frottege 

A combination of the words "frottage"( deriving sexual pleasure from rubbing one's clothed body up against another) and "protege" (collegue/co-worker). A frottege is a co-worker who is the office serial groper, particularly in narrow hallways, cubicle entrances and doorways.
Raul was unfairly referred to as a frottege; it was purely coincidential that whenever a woman was in a constricted office space he had to squeeze past her to attend to important corporate business.
frottege by harry flashman July 19, 2003

theology 

The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.
Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.
theology by harry flashman July 18, 2003
A ratio of distance to rise, a grade or an angle.
We knew Curtis was off his medication when he ordered $500,000 worth of 21"X15" Bitumenous Coated Corregated Metal pipe Mitered End Sections with a 12:1 slope.
slope by harry flashman July 17, 2003
A pulsating vein, usually on the forehead that is a predictor of a violent outlash from a hotheaded person.
Steer clear of Ramon...he's got a throbber and needs someone to skim the turds out of the alligator pit.
throbber by harry flashman July 17, 2003

stupendous

Colossally inept or stupid.
Bubba, you the most stupendous person I ever known.
stupendous by harry flashman July 17, 2003
What happens to a street punk and gansta wannabe in the shower on his first day in prison.
Jerome, aka: Killa-J, was gayly welcomed into the brotherhood of fellow inmates in a ceremony called bumrush.
bumrush by harry flashman July 17, 2003