Harry Flashman's definitions

psenile

Suffering from penile dementia.

Elrod worried that he was becoming psenile and he had an allergy to Viagra.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003

spam scam

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.

Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

dog poop

The blues, mental depression or sadness.

Bubba had a new tattoo he'd gotten last night with his mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the Firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking a quart a day, was being sued because his Blue Heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow...he felt like dog poop.

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

acreage

Another sign of old age.

Aunt Gertie complained of roomatiz and acreage in her joints.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

Teep

Slang for toilet paper.

Bubba, fetch me some teep, else I'm gonna have to cut up Mama's curtains.

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

Combinded Federal Campaign

The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.

Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

djibouti

A general insult denoting great negativity in odor, hygeine, appearance, culture or ancestry. Also a country on the horn of Africa.

Skeeter, was you born in Djibouti? If you caint spit terbacca proper at least shampoo your dammed beard!

by harry flashman July 28, 2003