Definitions by Harry Flashman

soup sandwich 

A baseline reference of how screwed up someone or something is.

Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."

soup sandwich by harry flashman July 23, 2003

pithy 

Full of or resembling pith, to the point, brief yet forceful.

While pithing at the urinal, Geraldo made a pithy remark to the burly man pithing next to him...it engendered a pithy reply and the loss of his Rolex watch.

pithy by harry flashman July 23, 2003

frosted 

To be or cause to be severely annoyed to the point of wanting to commit mayhem.

When Hillary got elected, it really frosted my balls and chapped my ass.

frosted by harry flashman July 23, 2003

frosts my balls 

An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.

Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.

frosts my balls by harry flashman July 23, 2003

chaps my ass

An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."

Getting served stale sweet tea really fucking chaps my ass.

chaps my ass by harry flashman July 23, 2003

cockbite 

An untrustworthy person.

"Sammy the Bull Gravano is a real cockbite," said the Dapper Don.

cockbite by harry flashman July 23, 2003

gwine 

Vernacular English for "going to", a declaration of intent.

Prunella said she gwine get her case worker changed unlest he give her AFDC for her baby, Boudreaux.

gwine by harry flashman July 21, 2003