Harry Brown and Earl's definitions

Stadjitsu

A mythical form of martial arts, practised by sad grifters with low testosterone.

"I wouldn't worry about Matthew offering you out for a fight, that Stadjitsu stuff couldn't even stop him being mugged by a child"

by Harry Brown and Earl July 27, 2025

Grok Nonce

A nonce who asks Grok shit questions to be part of a noncey bandwagon.

Also, a lazy fucker who can't be bothered to search for information.

"Look at that fucking Grok Nonce, asking who his most famous follower is"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 11, 2025

Cadaver Snatch

The rotten pocket where the perineum used to be on troons, made from the foreskins and colons of dead bodies.

"Can you smell that? It's like sardines and yeast. That's Jonathan's cadaver snatch"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 22, 2025

Spoonsnaffler

A person who frequents Wetherspoons for the purpose of stealing condiments.

"Mandy is a prolific Spoonsnaffler, I'm surprised he hasn't been caught"

by Harry Brown and Earl July 6, 2025

Mukhtard

A gobby Islamic virgin who is very simple.

Look at him trying to get a pile-on going with his cousins... what a Mukhtard.

by Harry Brown and Earl July 20, 2025

Dawsons Jug

Any object encrusted with something nasty (probably spunk).

"Those crispy socks I found under the bed were disgusting, Jonathan. They were like the bottom of Dawsons jug."

by Harry Brown and Earl July 6, 2025

Three-Shart Finish

When someone on X is so triggered, they block someone, delete posts, and change their name after an exchange they've lost.

"Ooh! Look at that fuckwit. He's only gone and done a Three-Shart Finish"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 4, 2025