Mukhtard

A gobby Islamic virgin who is very simple.

Look at him trying to get a pile-on going with his cousins... what a Mukhtard.

by Harry Brown and Earl July 20, 2025

Spoonsnaffler

A person who frequents Wetherspoons for the purpose of stealing condiments.

"Mandy is a prolific Spoonsnaffler, I'm surprised he hasn't been caught"

by Harry Brown and Earl July 06, 2025

Dawsons Jug

Any object encrusted with something nasty (probably spunk).

"Those crispy socks I found under the bed were disgusting, Jonathan. They were like the bottom of Dawsons jug."

by Harry Brown and Earl July 06, 2025