Cadaver Snatch

The rotten pocket where the perineum used to be on troons, made from the foreskins and colons of dead bodies.

"Can you smell that? It's like sardines and yeast. That's Jonathan's cadaver snatch"

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Grok Nonce

A nonce who asks Grok shit questions to be part of a noncey bandwagon.

Also, a lazy fucker who can't be bothered to search for information.

"Look at that fucking Grok Nonce, asking who his most famous follower is"

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The deeply deranged musings of a lonely man slowly drifting into mental illness.

"He went completely off the rails when the relationship broke down. Preaching Colosophy on social media, even stalked Right Said Fred"

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A gobby Islamic virgin who is very simple.

Look at him trying to get a pile-on going with his cousins... what a Mukhtard.

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A mythical form of martial arts, practised by sad grifters with low testosterone.

"I wouldn't worry about Matthew offering you out for a fight, that Stadjitsu stuff couldn't even stop him being mugged by a child"

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When someone on X is so triggered, they block someone, delete posts, and change their name after an exchange they've lost.

"Ooh! Look at that fuckwit. He's only gone and done a Three-Shart Finish"

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A person who frequents Wetherspoons for the purpose of stealing condiments.

"Mandy is a prolific Spoonsnaffler, I'm surprised he hasn't been caught"

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