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Definitions by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale

Hijra of Bollywood 

Akshay Kumar is the self made hijra of bollywood.
Akshay Kumar acted in Flop franchise like Hijron Ka Hijra, Sabse Bada Hijra, Me Hijra Tu Chakka, International Hijra.
Waiter union respects hijra of bollywood Akshay Kumar
Canadian Akshay Kumar is the greatest Deshdrohi. Deshdrohi is someone who does anti national activities just like Akshay Kumar who did Dawood Ibrahims biopic Once Upon A Time In Mumbai Dobaara.
Deshdrohi Akshay Kumar also getting more love from Pakistan
Deshbhakt - Yeh bharat ki dharti meri maa hai
Deshdrohi - This is my home, toronto is my home.
Flop is synonymous to Akshay Kumar.
Akshay Kumar holds the record of maximum number of 80 Flops. Hence he is the perfect definition of flop.
When akshay kumar born, bollywood said 'yeh dekho flop hua hai'

King of Disasters 

Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!
Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters

Canadian 

Akshay Kumar is the greatest canadian.
True canadian who sacrifice his life for his country just like Akshay Kumar ditched Indian Citizenship for Canada.
As per DTAA treaty Canadians who residing in India get credit on their income & they pay their taxes at lower rates compare to Indian citizens. Hence Akshay Kumar took right decision
Canadian Akshay Kumar - This is my home toronto is my home

Non Actor Of Bollywood

Akshay Kumar termed as Non Actor of Bollywood. This C grade canadian actor has given 80 flops in his career. Most of the production houses, distributors had to commit suicide all because of his super disasters.
Q - Yeh non actor of bollywood kaun hai?
Audience - Canadian Akshay Kumar jo expressions kam masude jyada dikhata hai

Tatti Khan 

Shah Rukh Khan is known as Tatti Khan of bollywood. He acts like goat & most of his career flooded with crap romantic films which is enough to define him Tatti Khan.
Q - Kiske pass 3.6 billion bots hai?
Abram - Humare Tatti Khan SRK ke pass