Happy Christian's definitions

James

He will most likely never date a girl with an A in her name because they are the best girls to date and that's reality. These people will side with you then leave you, yet their romantic abilities when they take you in is totally of another kind :)

James and Alyssa are the best lovers that will one day go down in history

by Happy Christian September 30, 2020

Revelation

a book in which God or Jesus manifests himself to the writer and speaks to him

God I pray Revelation will someday lead me to the promised car

i want to sell my families old cars for a new car

by Happy Christian April 12, 2023

Braeden

a hot guy

id say that hes okay

dont embarass yourself in front of him though

is really just teamed with God the father
and is only here to correct you

will never speak up about his seriously relationship

Braeden would rather have a healthy girlfriend

well

by Happy Christian April 20, 2023

Hily

Its a sad place for Christians because the girls on here have been known to unfairly take over your conversations with your boyfriend

This site is run by some FBI Wanted women

Hily has some criminal/bullies such as Cheyenne Bridges, Oliva

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Madison Ivy

Madison Ivy is a pretty good adult actress and should be worth billions of dollars right now

Is quite sassy yet in a good way

Madison Ivy is a snake and she makes women horny

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Diana

Well she loves the idea of a fairly tale ye is the only time of girl you can ever get realistic with and she will be with you

Volunteering with Diana was a blessing

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

James

Gives you moment by moment blessings. He is worshipped for being a skinny/tall kind of statue. The typical James has brown or dirty blonde hair and you will rarely fall for the ones with black hair. You want him when unfortunately 70 other girls are applying for that position. He will never live up to what a faithful lover is and will most def commit adultery with you in the first month together

James is a shameful kind of lover

by Happy Christian December 27, 2020