Hankscolts's definitions

Four finger fucking

Four finger fucking is a response used by one person when told by another person a story or describing a sitution that is unbelieveable.

Person 1 "Telling a unbelieveable story or sitution"

Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.

by Hankscolts October 14, 2011

Capt-e-tan

Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.

Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!

by Hankscolts November 21, 2022

Touched in the head

Touched in the head means someone who acts a little slow, behind the eight ball, not understanding common sense things. This can be a one time episode or repeated episodes.

I think Phil is touched in the head today. He doesn’t seems a little slow and behind the eight ball to what’s going today.

by Hankscolts November 21, 2022

I'm as serious as dick cancer

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.

Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!

by Hankscolts November 13, 2011

The man, the myth, the living legend!

The term, "The man, the myth, the living legend!" is used in response when you see someone you haven't seen in a long time.

There goes Ted "The man, the myth, the living legend!".

by Hankscolts June 28, 2011

Knuckle Dragger

Knuckle Dragger is a term used to describe a old school Correction Officer who in their early days of Corrections used brut strength over knowledge and skill.

Look at Jack he was once a old school knuckle Dragger CO! He use to use brut strength to deal with inmates, now he’s a skill Corrections professional!

by Hankscolts May 7, 2018

Poo tang

Poo tang simply put is another slang name for pussy such as meat pocket, clam, stink box, or slit.

I’m look to get some poo tang at this whore house tonight!!!

by Hankscolts January 21, 2020