Hankscolts's definitions

chewcatka

chewcatka Is a nickname for your cat that chews on everything. It can be their unofficial Thundercat name

Cat owner-chewcatka!!!! Stop eating the plastic bag. Keep it up I’ll send you back to your Thundercat family!!!

by Hankscolts December 1, 2022

My Japanese Princess

Do to most males calling objects female. This term referring to a Japanese made vehicle’s. Also the male version of prince can be used as well.

Female reference to a car.
“This is my Japanese princess a Subaru Outback”.

Male reference to car or truck.
“This is my Japanese prince a Nissan Frontier”.

by Hankscolts February 23, 2022

Capt-e-tan

Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.

Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!

by Hankscolts November 21, 2022

Moblie command center

Moblie command center is a pharse or slang term when you take mutliple electronic devices or items with you. Such as a cell phone or several cell phones, beeper, computer, binders, bag, etc. A termed used when your connected to these devices due to personal or work reasons.

Husband: Honey I'm leaving, see you later.

Wife: Don't forget to take your moblie command center with you!

by Hankscolts July 10, 2011

That will be a future me problem

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.

Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem”

by Hankscolts December 2, 2022

Four finger fucking

Four finger fucking is a response used by one person when told by another person a story or describing a sitution that is unbelieveable.

Person 1 "Telling a unbelieveable story or sitution"

Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.

by Hankscolts October 14, 2011

Thanks, one way!

Thanks, one way! Is a statement or response to one person that only thinks of themselves.

Person 1- I just took the last piece of pizza.

Person 2- Thanks, one way!

by Hankscolts June 28, 2011