The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!
by Hankscolts May 28, 2011
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Capt-e-tan

Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.
Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!
by Hankscolts November 22, 2022
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Ovarian fortitude

Ovarian fortitude is the same principal as testicular or intestinal fortitude. Ovarian fortitude is the female equivalent of a women or someone who identify as a woman, having the ability to be strong mentally or physically.
Sally-I can’t teach another women to have ovarian fortitude and go out and be a strong independent women.
by Hankscolts February 12, 2021
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Thanks, one way!

Thanks, one way! Is a statement or response to one person that only thinks of themselves.
Person 1- I just took the last piece of pizza.

Person 2- Thanks, one way!
by Hankscolts June 25, 2011
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chewcatka

chewcatka Is a nickname for your cat that chews on everything. It can be their unofficial Thundercat name
Cat owner-chewcatka!!!! Stop eating the plastic bag. Keep it up I’ll send you back to your Thundercat family!!!
by Hankscolts December 02, 2022
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On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.
by Hankscolts December 02, 2022
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Ghetto light

Ghetto light means when you live on a street on the edge of the ghetto and in a semi-decent neighborhood. Best of both worlds some would say.
Person 1-Hey dude, what part of the hood you live at?

Person 2- I Iive in a ghetto light neighborhood.
by Hankscolts December 02, 2022
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